i will wait for you there creeping silently
...and at 4:32 PM, Eastern Standard Time, November 17, 2008, I just had my first bad thought about President-Elect Barack Obama.
"President-Elect Obama Reads ‘Twilight,’ So Is He Team Edward Or Team Jacob?"
BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF ALLLLLLLL OVER.
Seriously. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
The more I inadvertently read about Twilight the more it makes me want to set fires with my brain. However, I think I have made it clear that I have always ♥'d Robert Pattinson from his Cedric days (aka the days when he showed up at the Goblet of Fire premieres looking like he had just been getting off with groupies in the back of a taxi cab), and his hilariously uncomplimentary things he's had to say about the entire nonsense only makes me love him more. Oh, Pattinson. I'll buy you a beer. I'll save you from your fangirls --have I mentioned how I laughed hysterically for about a minute straight when I read that article about the fangirls who stampeded him and some of them got semi-seriously injured? Hi, I'm here for the honeymoon suite of Hotel Schadenfreude.
Seriously, Obama. PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTERS. Read them some Tamora Pierce or Robin McKinley or something.
UGH BARF.
I was working at Borders the night that whatever the penultimate book was called came out. It was horrible. I was confused, and it was horrible. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF IT. It was only the beginning.
"President-Elect Obama Reads ‘Twilight,’ So Is He Team Edward Or Team Jacob?"
BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF ALLLLLLLL OVER.
Seriously. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.
The more I inadvertently read about Twilight the more it makes me want to set fires with my brain. However, I think I have made it clear that I have always ♥'d Robert Pattinson from his Cedric days (aka the days when he showed up at the Goblet of Fire premieres looking like he had just been getting off with groupies in the back of a taxi cab), and his hilariously uncomplimentary things he's had to say about the entire nonsense only makes me love him more. Oh, Pattinson. I'll buy you a beer. I'll save you from your fangirls --have I mentioned how I laughed hysterically for about a minute straight when I read that article about the fangirls who stampeded him and some of them got semi-seriously injured? Hi, I'm here for the honeymoon suite of Hotel Schadenfreude.
Seriously, Obama. PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTERS. Read them some Tamora Pierce or Robin McKinley or something.
UGH BARF.
I was working at Borders the night that whatever the penultimate book was called came out. It was horrible. I was confused, and it was horrible. I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE END OF IT. It was only the beginning.