buh?
Reading Entertainment Weekly tends to get my hopes up:
Under the title Superhero Dalton Ross explains how Smallville can get its momentum back, I give you:
1. Have Clark and Lex go at it.
[Imagine me staring at that line in glee.] But of course, it's followed by this:
Forget Lana Lang. [Eve's note: Hopes are still up.] Smallville's reall attraction has always been the delicate relationship between Clark (Tom Welling) and Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum). [Still up. But it takes a turn for the, well...less slashy.] What was cool at first -- seeing these future enemies as best buddies -- is much less cool now. This intergalactic odd couple needs to start locking fists and, more important, fates. Lex's recent mental breakdown gives us hope that he's finally on the way to becoming a criminal mastermind. But enough with the teases! The most shocking scene of the season -- in which Lex learned Clark's secret and vowed to undo him -- turned out to be just a stupid dream. (At least Bobby Ewing wasn't in there taking a shower.)
Dear EntWeekly,
Please stop making your articles so slashy. Because it breaks my heart when it turns out you are talking about something else.
Your obsessed reader,
Eve
Under the title Superhero Dalton Ross explains how Smallville can get its momentum back, I give you:
1. Have Clark and Lex go at it.
[Imagine me staring at that line in glee.] But of course, it's followed by this:
Forget Lana Lang. [Eve's note: Hopes are still up.] Smallville's reall attraction has always been the delicate relationship between Clark (Tom Welling) and Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum). [Still up. But it takes a turn for the, well...less slashy.] What was cool at first -- seeing these future enemies as best buddies -- is much less cool now. This intergalactic odd couple needs to start locking fists and, more important, fates. Lex's recent mental breakdown gives us hope that he's finally on the way to becoming a criminal mastermind. But enough with the teases! The most shocking scene of the season -- in which Lex learned Clark's secret and vowed to undo him -- turned out to be just a stupid dream. (At least Bobby Ewing wasn't in there taking a shower.)
Dear EntWeekly,
Please stop making your articles so slashy. Because it breaks my heart when it turns out you are talking about something else.
Your obsessed reader,
Eve