Smolder Lane: Las Vegas Part V
*Sequel to Smolder Lane. The sisters, their husbands, and Taylor venture to the wild world of Las Vegas. What they do not anticipate is some unexpected drama.***NOTE: This is a fun, cracky fic meant to make your sides hurt. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. END NOTE. **
“Come again?” Evie furrows her brow.
“I’m sure he could come more than once…” Jlyn whispers to Evie and giggles.
“Jlyn!” Evie hits her and giggles.
“I bet it was Taylor’s idea!” Caroline glares at him.
“What?” Taylor throws his hands up. “I wouldn’t take other women to a strip club.”
“It was not a female strip club,” Chris tells them.
“We went to a male strip club?” Craig’s mouth falls open
“To my understanding, the ladies made a bet with each other as to which husband could get the most ones,” Chris chuckles.
“Hm, wonder whose idea that could have been?” LOTSLove looks at Jlyn and Evie.
“Hey! Stop looking at us! Look who got us in jail!” Jlyn shakes a finger at her.
“We’re missing a very important point here,” Caroline chimes in. “Who won?” They all go quiet and look at Chris.
“Do you know who won?” Evie asks.
“I do,” he grins at her
“And…” Evie looks at him.
“Taylor,” he tells her.
“What?” All four women scream as Taylor jumps up and down.
“You have to understand Taylor did not have a wife with a watchful eye nearby,” he reminds them.
“Yeah, I don’t see myself allowing too many women to stuff ones down Craig’s pants,” LOTSLove admits.
“Can you tell us anything else?” Evie looks at Chris again
“I got there at the end. Perhaps you can go and speak to the servers,” he offers.
“Someone has got to have seen something to let us know who did this,” Brendan says- giving Chris a quick glance.
“It was not me if that’s what you were thinking,” Chris becomes defensive.
“Brendan,” Evie chastises him in a whisper
“Besides, I would have just drugged all of you and not Evelyn,” Chris comments. Brendan jumps up from his chair. Evie pulls him back down.
“Chris,” Evie hisses.
“Just making it clear it was not me. I’d want you to remember,” he winks at Evie.
“I think it is time to go!” Orlando jumps up, grabbing Caroline with him
“What was the name of the club?” Evie asks Chris as they stand.
“Sexy Sands,” he tells them.
“Seems legit,” Jlyn comments.
“Too legit to quit?” Evie asks her.
“Stop it,” Rob rolls his eyes as they exit Chris’ room.
“Thank you for the information,” Evie tells Chris as the others are getting to the doorway.
“Anytime,” he smiles at her. “Oh, I think you dropped these.” He puts the earrings she thought she got rid of in her pocket. He winks and shuts the door behind him.
“Come on, Evie!” Caroline calls. Evie collects herself and runs to the elevator
***
They discover the strip club to be a few blocks away and decide to walk there. The sun is starting to set, casting a soft orange glow across the streets of Vegas. Jlyn pulls Evie aside as they walk. The others are discussing plans for the evening, minus any possibilities of being drugged again.
“What did Chris say to you?” She asks Evie.
“He gave me the earrings back!” Evie exclaims in a whisper.
“What?” Jlyn exclaims. “How did he know you gave them up?”
“I don’t know,” Evie furrows her brow.
“That man is like a ninja,” Jlyn shakes her head
“He is just determined,” Evie tells her.
“And what did you do with them?” Jlyn inquires.
“Still in my pocket,” Evie shrugs. “Not sure what I will do. Try to resell them I guess.”
“I bet he will find out again,” Jlyn sighs
“Maybe I will just hide them somewhere,” Evie offers.
“Like my ears?” Jlyn giggles.
“Oh, please! Rob would have his head!” Evie laughs.
“What are you two plotting back there?” Rob raises an eyebrow at them
“Takeover of the world,” Jlyn laughs.
“I would not put it past them,” LOTSLove replies
“Maybe I can get a part time job at a strip club,” Taylor says cheerfully.
“He wins one contest and thinks he is Magic Mike,” Caroline rolls her eyes
“I would have like to see what kind of crowd it was like,” Craig laughs.
“We can ask,” Orlando tells them as they arrive outside Sexy Sands.
***
The nine friends walk inside and take in the environment. The bartender is cleaning the bar and several waitresses are cleaning the tables. A few hunkier men are on stage discussing something or other.
“Well look who it is!” The dark haired stripper smiles at them and jumps down off stage.
“Um, hello,” LOTSLove blushes.
“Are you blushing?” Jlyn teases her
“No,” LOTSLove quickly frowns.
“Come back for another contest?” The man chuckles.
“I won!” Taylor says proudly.
“That you did,” The man replies.
“We don’t have any memory of last night. Would you be able to tell us what happened?” Rob asks the half naked man.
“Well, I’m Chad,” the man extends his hand for a handshake.
“You better wash your hand when we get back,” Jlyn whispers to Rob. Who knows where that man’s hand has been.
“You all came in here around 4 in the morning I believe. Your wives wanted to see who could get the most ones on stage,” Chad laughs. “We were having a slow night, so I said why not. All five of you men got on stage and began dancing and stripping. However after about ten minutes the wives noticed the other ladies enjoying it a bit too much,” Chad tells them
“We thought it was a good idea, but once it started happening we took it back,” Caroline shakes her head. How did they ever think that was a good idea?
“So Taylor stayed on stage while the rest of you laughed hysterically. However, the ladies loved him,” Chad gives Taylor a friendly pat on the back.
“Hell yeah!” Taylor says excitedly. Everyone else rolls their eyes.
“Did they all leave their clothing here?” LOTSLove asks Chad.
“Oh yes they did. I think they left in their boxers except for Taylor,” Chad laughs.
“Whose cab did he go into?” Jlyn freezes.
“Yours I think,” Chad furrows his brow in thought.
“I am going to be sick!” Jlyn screams and grasps Rob.
“Hey, that’s not the first time his naughty bits were too close for comfort,” Evie snickers.
“I sure am glad for memory loss now,” Jlyn shivers.
“Hey!” Taylor scowls.
“Sorry we don’t have the clothes any longer. So many clothes get left here we donate them to Goodwill,” Chad explains.
“I am never going to Goodwill,” Caroline scrunches her nose.
“Is there anything we said or did that might help us figure out who did this to us?” Brendan asks their new friend
“Not that I remember. You all were very funny. And boy can these guys pole dance!” Chad tells them.
“I can pole dance?” Craig laughs.
“It was quit a show!” Chad tells them.
“I wish I could remember this,” LOTSLove smiles at her husband
“If they were single, they would get a job here,” Chad says.
“I’m single! But I don’t live here,” Taylor frowns.
“If you ever visit again, let us know,” Chad smiles.
“If he visits, it will be alone,” Jlyn mumbles.
“Thank you for your help, Chad,” Orlando thanks him.
“Is there anything else before we leave?” Rob asks, hoping for something
“No…” Chad thinks aloud. “Oh! Wait! There was a woman looking for you after you left. She seemed agitated she could not get to you,” Chad tells them.
“Destiny,” Jlyn and Evie say together…
“Come again?” Evie furrows her brow.
“I’m sure he could come more than once…” Jlyn whispers to Evie and giggles.
“Jlyn!” Evie hits her and giggles.
“I bet it was Taylor’s idea!” Caroline glares at him.
“What?” Taylor throws his hands up. “I wouldn’t take other women to a strip club.”
“It was not a female strip club,” Chris tells them.
“We went to a male strip club?” Craig’s mouth falls open
“To my understanding, the ladies made a bet with each other as to which husband could get the most ones,” Chris chuckles.
“Hm, wonder whose idea that could have been?” LOTSLove looks at Jlyn and Evie.
“Hey! Stop looking at us! Look who got us in jail!” Jlyn shakes a finger at her.
“We’re missing a very important point here,” Caroline chimes in. “Who won?” They all go quiet and look at Chris.
“Do you know who won?” Evie asks.
“I do,” he grins at her
“And…” Evie looks at him.
“Taylor,” he tells her.
“What?” All four women scream as Taylor jumps up and down.
“You have to understand Taylor did not have a wife with a watchful eye nearby,” he reminds them.
“Yeah, I don’t see myself allowing too many women to stuff ones down Craig’s pants,” LOTSLove admits.
“Can you tell us anything else?” Evie looks at Chris again
“I got there at the end. Perhaps you can go and speak to the servers,” he offers.
“Someone has got to have seen something to let us know who did this,” Brendan says- giving Chris a quick glance.
“It was not me if that’s what you were thinking,” Chris becomes defensive.
“Brendan,” Evie chastises him in a whisper
“Besides, I would have just drugged all of you and not Evelyn,” Chris comments. Brendan jumps up from his chair. Evie pulls him back down.
“Chris,” Evie hisses.
“Just making it clear it was not me. I’d want you to remember,” he winks at Evie.
“I think it is time to go!” Orlando jumps up, grabbing Caroline with him
“What was the name of the club?” Evie asks Chris as they stand.
“Sexy Sands,” he tells them.
“Seems legit,” Jlyn comments.
“Too legit to quit?” Evie asks her.
“Stop it,” Rob rolls his eyes as they exit Chris’ room.
“Thank you for the information,” Evie tells Chris as the others are getting to the doorway.
“Anytime,” he smiles at her. “Oh, I think you dropped these.” He puts the earrings she thought she got rid of in her pocket. He winks and shuts the door behind him.
“Come on, Evie!” Caroline calls. Evie collects herself and runs to the elevator
***
They discover the strip club to be a few blocks away and decide to walk there. The sun is starting to set, casting a soft orange glow across the streets of Vegas. Jlyn pulls Evie aside as they walk. The others are discussing plans for the evening, minus any possibilities of being drugged again.
“What did Chris say to you?” She asks Evie.
“He gave me the earrings back!” Evie exclaims in a whisper.
“What?” Jlyn exclaims. “How did he know you gave them up?”
“I don’t know,” Evie furrows her brow.
“That man is like a ninja,” Jlyn shakes her head
“He is just determined,” Evie tells her.
“And what did you do with them?” Jlyn inquires.
“Still in my pocket,” Evie shrugs. “Not sure what I will do. Try to resell them I guess.”
“I bet he will find out again,” Jlyn sighs
“Maybe I will just hide them somewhere,” Evie offers.
“Like my ears?” Jlyn giggles.
“Oh, please! Rob would have his head!” Evie laughs.
“What are you two plotting back there?” Rob raises an eyebrow at them
“Takeover of the world,” Jlyn laughs.
“I would not put it past them,” LOTSLove replies
“Maybe I can get a part time job at a strip club,” Taylor says cheerfully.
“He wins one contest and thinks he is Magic Mike,” Caroline rolls her eyes
“I would have like to see what kind of crowd it was like,” Craig laughs.
“We can ask,” Orlando tells them as they arrive outside Sexy Sands.
***
The nine friends walk inside and take in the environment. The bartender is cleaning the bar and several waitresses are cleaning the tables. A few hunkier men are on stage discussing something or other.
“Well look who it is!” The dark haired stripper smiles at them and jumps down off stage.
“Um, hello,” LOTSLove blushes.
“Are you blushing?” Jlyn teases her
“No,” LOTSLove quickly frowns.
“Come back for another contest?” The man chuckles.
“I won!” Taylor says proudly.
“That you did,” The man replies.
“We don’t have any memory of last night. Would you be able to tell us what happened?” Rob asks the half naked man.
“Well, I’m Chad,” the man extends his hand for a handshake.
“You better wash your hand when we get back,” Jlyn whispers to Rob. Who knows where that man’s hand has been.
“You all came in here around 4 in the morning I believe. Your wives wanted to see who could get the most ones on stage,” Chad laughs. “We were having a slow night, so I said why not. All five of you men got on stage and began dancing and stripping. However after about ten minutes the wives noticed the other ladies enjoying it a bit too much,” Chad tells them
“We thought it was a good idea, but once it started happening we took it back,” Caroline shakes her head. How did they ever think that was a good idea?
“So Taylor stayed on stage while the rest of you laughed hysterically. However, the ladies loved him,” Chad gives Taylor a friendly pat on the back.
“Hell yeah!” Taylor says excitedly. Everyone else rolls their eyes.
“Did they all leave their clothing here?” LOTSLove asks Chad.
“Oh yes they did. I think they left in their boxers except for Taylor,” Chad laughs.
“Whose cab did he go into?” Jlyn freezes.
“Yours I think,” Chad furrows his brow in thought.
“I am going to be sick!” Jlyn screams and grasps Rob.
“Hey, that’s not the first time his naughty bits were too close for comfort,” Evie snickers.
“I sure am glad for memory loss now,” Jlyn shivers.
“Hey!” Taylor scowls.
“Sorry we don’t have the clothes any longer. So many clothes get left here we donate them to Goodwill,” Chad explains.
“I am never going to Goodwill,” Caroline scrunches her nose.
“Is there anything we said or did that might help us figure out who did this to us?” Brendan asks their new friend
“Not that I remember. You all were very funny. And boy can these guys pole dance!” Chad tells them.
“I can pole dance?” Craig laughs.
“It was quit a show!” Chad tells them.
“I wish I could remember this,” LOTSLove smiles at her husband
“If they were single, they would get a job here,” Chad says.
“I’m single! But I don’t live here,” Taylor frowns.
“If you ever visit again, let us know,” Chad smiles.
“If he visits, it will be alone,” Jlyn mumbles.
“Thank you for your help, Chad,” Orlando thanks him.
“Is there anything else before we leave?” Rob asks, hoping for something
“No…” Chad thinks aloud. “Oh! Wait! There was a woman looking for you after you left. She seemed agitated she could not get to you,” Chad tells them.
“Destiny,” Jlyn and Evie say together…