Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
Yesterday, I recruited
bkwormdeb as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I rescued
fireflykiwi from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I exposed
happynoodlehead to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I fed
mandius_creel to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very good (390 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
evelyn_jem
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