Stealin' from Dijonasty!
They looked like so much fun, I had to try!
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are A: Monkey!
Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who is quick to learn new things, loves to climb and is known to show off. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!
You were almost a: Duck or a Kitten
You are least like a: Bunny or a TurtleDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!
Who woulda guessed?
Get your position here
Unfortunately I come after Dione in the line of Succeession...poo.
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I have good news...
You scored 37 good Jesus pts!
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
You however will be burning in hell because Jesus elected not to die for your numerous sins. See you there!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 18% on good Jesus pts
Link: The Would JESUS die for your sins? Test written by greencowsgomoo on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Okay, this one I had to do twice, one serious, and one funny...just to see:
Serious one:
The Bleeding Heart
You show 68% mercy!
Warm. Sensitive. You are the "Bleeding Heart," and you deserve congratulations. When mercy is needed, you'll be there. You probably answered yes to that question about being the first to notice when someone's upset -- and you pride yourself on that. Don't get too proud, though; often your kind is rejected by others for being "not quite fun enough." The problem of course is that most good humor isn't very nice -- this is something you realize and struggle with.
Of the 5 categories of mercy, you are in the 2nd highest. Well done!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 69% on mercy
Link: The Mercy Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid
Funny One:
The Fuckshit
You show 6% mercy!
Hateful, insensitive, and egotistical. Borderline autistic. When mercy is needed, you'll [be there / the cause of it]. Because you boast the lowest range of all possible selfless human emotions, you are The Fuckshit.
Please keep this test score public so potential matches know who they're dealing with.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on mercy
Link: The Mercy Test written by chriscoyne on
woo hoo!!!
You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
You Are A: Monkey!
Monkeys are intelligent and agile, well-adapted for jungle life as they swing happily from tree to tree. As a monkey, you are a social animal who is quick to learn new things, loves to climb and is known to show off. A monkey's tiny primate features are irresistable, as is his gregarious personality!
You were almost a: Duck or a Kitten
You are least like a: Bunny or a TurtleDiscover What Cute Animal You Are!
Who woulda guessed?
Get your position here
Unfortunately I come after Dione in the line of Succeession...poo.
TABLE cellPadding=20 align=center>
I have good news...
You scored 37 good Jesus pts!
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
You however will be burning in hell because Jesus elected not to die for your numerous sins. See you there!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 18% on good Jesus pts
Link: The Would JESUS die for your sins? Test written by greencowsgomoo on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Okay, this one I had to do twice, one serious, and one funny...just to see:
Serious one:
The Bleeding Heart
You show 68% mercy!
Warm. Sensitive. You are the "Bleeding Heart," and you deserve congratulations. When mercy is needed, you'll be there. You probably answered yes to that question about being the first to notice when someone's upset -- and you pride yourself on that. Don't get too proud, though; often your kind is rejected by others for being "not quite fun enough." The problem of course is that most good humor isn't very nice -- this is something you realize and struggle with.
Of the 5 categories of mercy, you are in the 2nd highest. Well done!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 69% on mercy
Link: The Mercy Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid
Funny One:
The Fuckshit
You show 6% mercy!
Hateful, insensitive, and egotistical. Borderline autistic. When mercy is needed, you'll [be there / the cause of it]. Because you boast the lowest range of all possible selfless human emotions, you are The Fuckshit.
Please keep this test score public so potential matches know who they're dealing with.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on mercy
Link: The Mercy Test written by chriscoyne on
woo hoo!!!