Cute things I've overheard in my headspace recently
Id: I'm not wearing these pants, they're fecking wet!
Superego: I don't care if they're fecking wet, they're fecking pants. Now wear them.
(in silly high muppet voices, while looking in the mirror) "Well, there's not a lot wrong with that, is there?" "Nope, not a lot wrong with that, yes, the body's looking OK today, yes..."
"Now I'm going to stop everything and READ the yummy stuff... er, I mean eat it..."
Superego: I don't care if they're fecking wet, they're fecking pants. Now wear them.
(in silly high muppet voices, while looking in the mirror) "Well, there's not a lot wrong with that, is there?" "Nope, not a lot wrong with that, yes, the body's looking OK today, yes..."
"Now I'm going to stop everything and READ the yummy stuff... er, I mean eat it..."