No, I'm going to agree with Tom. "Snog" is far too close to the word "snark."
Brock Family Definition of "Snark":
snark, v. - The pressing of a nose across the body, ex. "Gah! The dog just snarked it's nose down the ass of my pants!" or "Haha, did you see that kid snark his snotty nose on his mom's blouse?"
Thus, I find the word "snog" entirely inappropriate.
...but I still adhere that "The Whacky Macky" is still an excellent synonym for "sex." Nobody agrees on that but me, but damnit, it just sounds so right.
Oh, and for me, two people "making-out"...that's "slobberin'."
...sure, won't win me any dates for saying that, but one time, I saw these two kids making out at a stoplight, and damn, they weren't even coming up for air. They must have been just pushing the same masses of O2 back and forth or something. It was nuts.
And that, frie...er...acquaintances, I guess, is an example of a hypothesis Carly concocted long ago. Analyze this post to find for yourself.
Okay, that's it. Time for Alex's "Train O' Thought Song Write"!
The Whacky Macky By William Alexander Brock
Hey everybody, I met some girl. She was real purdy, real nice. She can eat six bowls of rice.
IN ONE SITTING!
So we went back home. I paid off the loan. Went upstairs. Messed up my hair.
IN ONE SITTING!
Went to the bed, climbed on in. Donald Duck sheets might be tacky.
But, me and that girl, we did the WHACKY MACKY!
WHACKY MACKY! It's not as naughty as sex! WHACKY MACKY! It's practically the same thing! WHACKY MACKY! Makes a man go YAW! WHACKY MACKY! Makes the girl go YAY! WHACKY MACKY! WHACKY MACKY! WHACKY MACKY!
So it was the next day. Ate a Pay Day. Forgot about the girl. She chased after a squirrel.
ALL IN ONE STANDING!
Never saw her again. Never returned my calls. I started to cry. I started to bawl.
ALL IN ONE STANDING!
So lonely at home. Nothing to do. I did the Whacky Macky.
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(MASTURBATION ALLUSIONS!) There. A lot less subtle than the Beatles, no
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It sounds like a train wreck in the 1950's pop style I generally make my songs up as.
But as a hard neo-punk song, it sounds like shit, but then again, so does that sort of music.
*Rimshot*
*No laughs*
*Welling tears*
*Someone sneezes*
*Baby cries*
*Man flips a flapjack, unhappy with his life, having no money, and using the last of the batter mix his great-grandfather had given him to go to college with, now full of weevils, being made into a weevil pancake, flipping the flapjack with the sadness of like, a thousand and a half puppies*
"what an aweful word... snog..."
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Brock Family Definition of "Snark":
snark, v. - The pressing of a nose across the body, ex. "Gah! The dog just snarked it's nose down the ass of my pants!" or "Haha, did you see that kid snark his snotty nose on his mom's blouse?"
Thus, I find the word "snog" entirely inappropriate.
...but I still adhere that "The Whacky Macky" is still an excellent synonym for "sex." Nobody agrees on that but me, but damnit, it just sounds so right.
-Brock
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...sure, won't win me any dates for saying that, but one time, I saw these two kids making out at a stoplight, and damn, they weren't even coming up for air. They must have been just pushing the same masses of O2 back and forth or something. It was nuts.
And that, frie...er...acquaintances, I guess, is an example of a hypothesis Carly concocted long ago. Analyze this post to find for yourself.
-Brock
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And snog sounds nothing like snark. That's wierd. ::glare:: You boys are WIERD.
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Second of all...me, weird? Where do you get that idea from?
-Brock
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Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us...Why don't we do it in the road?
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The Whacky Macky
By William Alexander Brock
Hey everybody, I met some girl.
She was real purdy, real nice.
She can eat six bowls of rice.
IN ONE SITTING!
So we went back home.
I paid off the loan.
Went upstairs.
Messed up my hair.
IN ONE SITTING!
Went to the bed,
climbed on in.
Donald Duck sheets might be tacky.
But, me and that girl, we did the WHACKY MACKY!
WHACKY MACKY!
It's not as naughty as sex!
WHACKY MACKY!
It's practically the same thing!
WHACKY MACKY!
Makes a man go YAW!
WHACKY MACKY!
Makes the girl go YAY!
WHACKY MACKY!
WHACKY MACKY!
WHACKY MACKY!
So it was the next day.
Ate a Pay Day.
Forgot about the girl.
She chased after a squirrel.
ALL IN ONE STANDING!
Never saw her again.
Never returned my calls.
I started to cry.
I started to bawl.
ALL IN ONE STANDING!
So lonely at home.
Nothing to do.
I did the Whacky Macky.
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(MASTURBATION ALLUSIONS!)
There. A lot less subtle than the Beatles, no ( ... )
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You're my new favorite person. :D
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It sounds like a train wreck in the 1950's pop style I generally make my songs up as.
But as a hard neo-punk song, it sounds like shit, but then again, so does that sort of music.
*Rimshot*
*No laughs*
*Welling tears*
*Someone sneezes*
*Baby cries*
*Man flips a flapjack, unhappy with his life, having no money, and using the last of the batter mix his great-grandfather had given him to go to college with, now full of weevils, being made into a weevil pancake, flipping the flapjack with the sadness of like, a thousand and a half puppies*
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