I want to snog a guy...

Aug 28, 2004 16:06

...In the rain
...In a pool
...Under water
...Upside-down
...In an elevator
...Into a wall/corner
...In general.

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amzspiderman August 30 2004, 17:24:01 UTC
yeah...
"what an aweful word... snog..."

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evegryffindor August 30 2004, 19:33:36 UTC
It's better than saying "make-out."

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teh_brock August 31 2004, 14:39:07 UTC
No, I'm going to agree with Tom. "Snog" is far too close to the word "snark."

Brock Family Definition of "Snark":

snark, v. - The pressing of a nose across the body, ex. "Gah! The dog just snarked it's nose down the ass of my pants!" or "Haha, did you see that kid snark his snotty nose on his mom's blouse?"

Thus, I find the word "snog" entirely inappropriate.

...but I still adhere that "The Whacky Macky" is still an excellent synonym for "sex." Nobody agrees on that but me, but damnit, it just sounds so right.

-Brock

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teh_brock August 31 2004, 14:44:02 UTC
Oh, and for me, two people "making-out"...that's "slobberin'."

...sure, won't win me any dates for saying that, but one time, I saw these two kids making out at a stoplight, and damn, they weren't even coming up for air. They must have been just pushing the same masses of O2 back and forth or something. It was nuts.

And that, frie...er...acquaintances, I guess, is an example of a hypothesis Carly concocted long ago. Analyze this post to find for yourself.

-Brock

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evegryffindor August 31 2004, 17:24:33 UTC
I thought "football" was the synonym we used around you...

And snog sounds nothing like snark. That's wierd. ::glare:: You boys are WIERD.

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teh_brock September 1 2004, 20:46:50 UTC
First of all, "football" was Carly and Tiffany's term for sex. My term (which I invented) has always been "The Whacky Macky."

Second of all...me, weird? Where do you get that idea from?

-Brock

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evegryffindor September 1 2004, 20:48:42 UTC
Why don't we do it in the road?

Why don't we do it in the road?

No one will be watching us...Why don't we do it in the road?

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teh_brock September 3 2004, 16:58:04 UTC
Okay, that's it. Time for Alex's "Train O' Thought Song Write"!

The Whacky Macky
By William Alexander Brock

Hey everybody, I met some girl.
She was real purdy, real nice.
She can eat six bowls of rice.

IN ONE SITTING!

So we went back home.
I paid off the loan.
Went upstairs.
Messed up my hair.

IN ONE SITTING!

Went to the bed,
climbed on in.
Donald Duck sheets might be tacky.

But, me and that girl, we did the WHACKY MACKY!

WHACKY MACKY!
It's not as naughty as sex!
WHACKY MACKY!
It's practically the same thing!
WHACKY MACKY!
Makes a man go YAW!
WHACKY MACKY!
Makes the girl go YAY!
WHACKY MACKY!
WHACKY MACKY!
WHACKY MACKY!

So it was the next day.
Ate a Pay Day.
Forgot about the girl.
She chased after a squirrel.

ALL IN ONE STANDING!

Never saw her again.
Never returned my calls.
I started to cry.
I started to bawl.

ALL IN ONE STANDING!

So lonely at home.
Nothing to do.
I did the Whacky Macky.

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evegryffindor September 3 2004, 22:02:09 UTC
...

You're my new favorite person. :D

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teh_brock September 4 2004, 17:54:43 UTC
Yay for people!

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gwenevre1 September 4 2004, 17:49:20 UTC
I now will invent a tune for these lyrics and sing this song by one Alex Brock through school~! :D Oh the Cleverness of me~!

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teh_brock September 4 2004, 17:54:26 UTC
I crafted a tune for the song in me head already.

It sounds like a train wreck in the 1950's pop style I generally make my songs up as.

But as a hard neo-punk song, it sounds like shit, but then again, so does that sort of music.

*Rimshot*

*No laughs*

*Welling tears*

*Someone sneezes*

*Baby cries*

*Man flips a flapjack, unhappy with his life, having no money, and using the last of the batter mix his great-grandfather had given him to go to college with, now full of weevils, being made into a weevil pancake, flipping the flapjack with the sadness of like, a thousand and a half puppies*

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