The voice of doom!
Another game, another chance for exciting one-liners in this week's edition of The Voice of Doom! There would be more, except that my character (Lyanna) did a lot of talking, and I can't talk and write at the same time.
[Neyrr is on trial in the elven city and trying to build his case.]
Adam: "You could call Corellon Larethian to the stand. He's in the city, walking around."
Andrew the GM: "He's got better things to do!"
Eric: "I doubt that."
[Sometimes it's important to know where fantasy stops and sci-fi starts.]
Andrew the GM: "There are no death lasers in this game!!!"
[The Crimson Phantom, a ghost, originally asked Lyanna to bring him back to life, but has since decided to just give up. Lyanna asks Asera whether she should continue to perform the resurrection.]
Asera: "Tell him to stop being a wussie and bring him back to life."
[In a fight scene Lyanna was part of, Adam managed to "remind" the GM of a number of damage modifiers he'd forgotten to add, thus making Lyanna very, very hurt. Later, as Asera is in another fight scene, I happened to remember a few things that similarly hadn't been applied.]
Adam: "Julie, don't ruin her moment."
Julie: "Hey, you ruined my fight scene. It's only fair."
Adam: "True enough."
[Sometimes you need to know who should take responsibility for killing the PCs.]
Adam: "You just killed Erin."
Andrew the GM: "Don't look at me!"
Julie: "Who should we look at?"
[Asera manages to kip up and fight back against Zula, the champion of Lloth. She was supposed to be dead.]
Zula: "How did you do that?!?"
Asera: "I'm the champion, bitch!"
[It's all about perspective.]
Crimson Phantom: "Can we not have anyone shoot at us?"
Elialic (an NPC): "That's what I say every morning."
And that's it for now. Join us next week for our next instalment!
[Neyrr is on trial in the elven city and trying to build his case.]
Adam: "You could call Corellon Larethian to the stand. He's in the city, walking around."
Andrew the GM: "He's got better things to do!"
Eric: "I doubt that."
[Sometimes it's important to know where fantasy stops and sci-fi starts.]
Andrew the GM: "There are no death lasers in this game!!!"
[The Crimson Phantom, a ghost, originally asked Lyanna to bring him back to life, but has since decided to just give up. Lyanna asks Asera whether she should continue to perform the resurrection.]
Asera: "Tell him to stop being a wussie and bring him back to life."
[In a fight scene Lyanna was part of, Adam managed to "remind" the GM of a number of damage modifiers he'd forgotten to add, thus making Lyanna very, very hurt. Later, as Asera is in another fight scene, I happened to remember a few things that similarly hadn't been applied.]
Adam: "Julie, don't ruin her moment."
Julie: "Hey, you ruined my fight scene. It's only fair."
Adam: "True enough."
[Sometimes you need to know who should take responsibility for killing the PCs.]
Adam: "You just killed Erin."
Andrew the GM: "Don't look at me!"
Julie: "Who should we look at?"
[Asera manages to kip up and fight back against Zula, the champion of Lloth. She was supposed to be dead.]
Zula: "How did you do that?!?"
Asera: "I'm the champion, bitch!"
[It's all about perspective.]
Crimson Phantom: "Can we not have anyone shoot at us?"
Elialic (an NPC): "That's what I say every morning."
And that's it for now. Join us next week for our next instalment!