Some gems from Lewis Black
"It was a special winter, wasn't it? Yeah. If you're a fucking moose and you've got fur on your fucking nuts, it was a fucking festival. Where is global warning when you need it?"
"The only thing dumber than a republican or a democrat... is when these two pricks work together! We have a party of two systems: the democrats, which is a party of no ideas, and the republicans, which is a party of bad ideas."
"The only thing dumber than a republican or a democrat... is when these two pricks work together! We have a party of two systems: the democrats, which is a party of no ideas, and the republicans, which is a party of bad ideas."