How Relationships Are Investments
A Rant on Why Dating Sucks :)
Do you ever wish you could just meet your dream significant other (soulmate?), magically fall in love with each other instantly and then BAM! Long term relationship and time to get married. Done deal. Easy breezy beautiful, like a Covergirl ad.
Too bad real relationships take way more work than we'd like. We can't all ( Read more... )
Dating is like playing the lottery, everyone wants to hit the jackpot, but chances are you're going to settle for a smaller yet still appealing prize. If you don't play, you're not going to win anything at all. That was a really lame analogy, but I'm going to leave it in.
What I wouldn't give to be a Ken doll. Minus the fact that he has no genitals. He's got a goddamn Malibu Beach house, drives some kind of red convertible and has been one of the only males surrounded by dozens of single women. I can't believe I am jealous of a eunuch doll. I apologize for the low quality of this post.
I don't think that "all the good ones are either gay or taken" is true. There just aren't any you want. You need to lower your standards and go for the Chuckie dolls instead of the Ken dolls. Maybe you just aren't looking in the right places. My offer of three of my single friends for two of your still stands, and I know plenty of guys.
It surprises me that you only know one decent male that is single. That means you either have very few male friends, or that all your male friends are not decent. I'm guessing the latter. Does this make me an indecent human being? I am male, and I am your friend of some sort. I am hurt.
If you troll outside of Home Depot, you aren't really going to find any manly men. Mostly just Mexican guys that will do manual labor for 15 to 20 dollars an hour. Maybe if you find a really attractive one, you can pay him 20 bucks and take him out.
Investing money? Most of the time guys invest more money into establishing relationships. We have to pay for your dinners and buy you gifts to show that we aren't penniless bums. You girls give guys headaches. Half the time, instead of plainly stating what you want or what's bothering you, you do the silent treatment, or some roundabout way of trying to "communicate" with us. It'd be a lot easier if you just said what you wanted. If you are trying to will the person to sign onto gchat and message you, you could just text him and tell him you would like to talk to him. See? Problem solved. Girls are illogical.
That was a lot of random shit, and it makes really little sense unless you have your post while reading my comment. Actually, I went back and read my comment. It doesn't make sense no matter how you read it.
For the most part, you are correct. Most people would love to just be in a relationship, but it's never going to happen like that. You're going to have to sift through all those Home Depot guys, and supermarket guys until you find the right one. If you want, I'll find you one, but I want commission.
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