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Would you run?
Imagine this happening to you...
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to
see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying
submachine guns.
One of the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled...
the deacons fled...
and most of the congregation fled....
Out of the 2,000 there only!
remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood...
He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the
hypocrites.... Now you may begin your service. Have a nice
day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.
TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON...
*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ...
and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today.....
*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...
but question what the Bible says...
*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...
provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
or is it scary?
*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...
but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"in God).
*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire...
but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, you think twice about
sharing.
*Funny how the , crude, vulgar and pass freely through cyberspace...
but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
*Funny, isn't it?! Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday...
but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
*Funny how when you go to forward this message...
you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what
they believe...
*Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me...
.. than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about?
Or not?
I picked you~
May the Lord bless you and keep you,
May the Lord make His face to shine upon you,
And be gracious to you;
May the Lord lift up His favor upon you
And give you His peace
Imagine this happening to you...
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to
see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying
submachine guns.
One of the men proclaimed,
"Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled...
the deacons fled...
and most of the congregation fled....
Out of the 2,000 there only!
remained around 20.
The man who had spoken took off his hood...
He then looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the
hypocrites.... Now you may begin your service. Have a nice
day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.
TOO DEEP TO NOT PASS ON...
*Funny how simple it is for people to trash God ...
and then wonder why the world is in the condition it is today.....
*Funny how we believe what the newspapers say...
but question what the Bible says...
*Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven...
provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
or is it scary?
*Funny how someone can say "I believe in God"...
but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes"in God).
*Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire...
but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, you think twice about
sharing.
*Funny how the , crude, vulgar and pass freely through cyberspace...
but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and work place.
*Funny, isn't it?! Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday...
but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.
Are you laughing?
*Funny how when you go to forward this message...
you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what
they believe...
*Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me...
.. than what God thinks of me.
Are you thinking?
Will you share this with people you care about?
Or not?
I picked you~
May the Lord bless you and keep you,
May the Lord make His face to shine upon you,
And be gracious to you;
May the Lord lift up His favor upon you
And give you His peace