ravings of an inept computing student

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import wtflanguageisthis.crazytalk.*

public class Dreams extends Life implements dysfunctionalPerson, OOPSucks
{
public static void Dreams(sleep deprivation, clinical depression) throws RandomRubbish Exception
{
System.out.println ("At some point I realise that I may not be human. I can not feel anymore. I should. There should be grief, there should be pain, there should be sorrow for all the loss that I am going through, have gone through, will go through and yet there is nothing. I wonder if the sharp edge of a knife on my bare skin will cause pain. Will the cuts bleed? Would it prove that I am human? Would I believe the evidence or would the experiment require the exposure of bones buried deep under flesh. Would bone be conclusive evidence anyway? Who knows what simulation this mind is plugged in to?

My dreams consist of phrases related to automata. As I learn the language of computers, fragments of syntax weave through my unconscious. I define myself in states; awake, asleep, with the transitional relation being a count of numb days. My life consists of functional and non-functional requirements, my downtime is not visible to the spectators. This system is failing internally and yet the interface remains glossy. Life gives no choices; my states are finite and I wish things were non-deterministic but the final accepting state will be catastrophic system failure. It is only a matter of time. It always has been.

It is illogical, the union of overwhelming work and a lack of time should result in zero procrastination and yet I type this immutable String?!");
return;

}}

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Class not compiled.
'logic' expected; found human inconsistencies.