From the mouth of a child...
My officemate brought her son into work for a few hours. He's 11. They just left to get some ice cream.
Son is a big Warcraft fan. I get back from lunch and find him at my desk perusing my WoW page-a-day calendar. We talk about WoW for a few mintues, then he goes back to his crossword puzzle. He asks his mom for help, she gives him the answer, and he says "Mom, you're as smart as a Gnome."
Later on as he's asking his mom to bring him back some ice cream, 'cause he's too lazy to walk across the street to get his own, he says "Fetch-eth me a sandwich, wench!" Yeah, that went over as well as you'd expect.