Are you there, LJ,? It's me, Effie. LJ, could you please send momma back to work? This vaykayshun thing is ruining my and sammie's fun. She does the dishes in the morning so I can't drink out of the ceral bowls and moved the trash can so we can't nock it over, and she lays on the couch reading, but she's in my spot! And that's not fair! I thought she'd be busy this morning playing Worekraft, but then she came downstairs meowing something about maintenens, and now she in my spot. Again! And, and, she plays with yarn sometimes, but she won't share it with me. I only want a little. She's just being shelfish.
so, LJ, could you please send momma back to work? or at least make her give me some yarn and ceral water? And maybe move the trashcan back to the floor, oh, and we'd like some catnip and tuna. Oh, and i want to be able to claw the rug whenever I want.
Okay, thank you.
Pawsonally yours,
Effie and Sammie.