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ANDY ROONEY'S THEORY OF LIFE
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end
of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out because you grow too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, Spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.
Now that's a life.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end
of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out because you grow too young. You get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, Spend your last nine months floating and you finish off as an orgasm.
Now that's a life.