Oct 01, 2005 14:24
i have a major problem.
my life has been blessed ever since they hired me at the bear skinning factory. that's right. i skin bears. see, people aren't allowed to sell or buy bear fur, or anything like that anymore, so you'd think "what's the use of a bear skinning factory" and you'd be correct to think it. but do you know how many people would be out of work in this town if the factory closed? i don't. somebody asked me that same question once and i said "seventeen". he just looked at me and he still hasn't told me if i'm right. that was 28 years ago. you are probably wondering "what do these guys do with the bear skins" and you'd be correct to wonder it. well, i'll tell you. we throw them out. well, sometimes we bury them to see if another bear will grow out of the ground. haha, just kidding, that takes too long, and it hardly ever works! but none of this has anything to do with my problem.