okay look.....i am ...who i...am..........................
so tonight chris and i went out after his union meeting.....where i told him that my friends crista from work is a SWINGER!!!!!!total shocker to me.......we had went out the other night and well she told me ...i know she digs me i can feel it....she dotes on every word i say,.......whixh is weird becuase iam so not that person that is super cool woman.. ....but as i get older i notice women and men are VERY VERY VERY attracted to me...this poses a threat to chirs....so anyway chris and i were talking and i told him ....he got jealous that he basically has to constantly worry about women abd MEN!!!! but i reassures him nothing to fret over he knows i have been attracted to women for a long time...okay i cannot type while drunk!!! DAMMMMMNNNN
so ....he says i am okay with you kissing women i guesss but what if they have a disease..i said well...it's not like i am kissing some tom, dick, and harry.......first and kissing is kisssing very risk.....you canget the same shit from pissing in a public toilet....he did CRABS to be exact!!!!! oh yeah.........CRABS from just pissing @ a TOILET.....he was not even sexually active!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!just goes to show you right
anyway it is wierd a lot of women are attracted to me.......but i dig it ... i dig women ...but NOT in a more than kissing way....except ....EXCEPT joanne...and drew barrymore.....yes they are my angels!!!!!!!beautiful.........
anyway chris is okay afterall with me kissing girls thank god beucase kissing is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it....adore it...very personal....very, "getting to know you!!!" i told chirs tonight that i am refy to take him to a place he hasn't been....he has NO sexual experience like @ all........well we will have to change that it has taken long enough for me but i am READY i am bustin BALLS here....i woke up masterbating the other dya!!!
later
p. mutha fuckin S. you are always in control of you decisions.... hmmmm... i would love to strip for chris ........yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so ....he says i am okay with you kissing women i guesss but what if they have a disease..i said well...it's not like i am kissing some tom, dick, and harry.......first and kissing is kisssing very risk.....you canget the same shit from pissing in a public toilet....he did CRABS to be exact!!!!! oh yeah.........CRABS from just pissing @ a TOILET.....he was not even sexually active!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!just goes to show you right
anyway it is wierd a lot of women are attracted to me.......but i dig it ... i dig women ...but NOT in a more than kissing way....except ....EXCEPT joanne...and drew barrymore.....yes they are my angels!!!!!!!beautiful.........
anyway chris is okay afterall with me kissing girls thank god beucase kissing is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it....adore it...very personal....very, "getting to know you!!!" i told chirs tonight that i am refy to take him to a place he hasn't been....he has NO sexual experience like @ all........well we will have to change that it has taken long enough for me but i am READY i am bustin BALLS here....i woke up masterbating the other dya!!!
later
p. mutha fuckin S. you are always in control of you decisions.... hmmmm... i would love to strip for chris ........yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh