Marshmallows take a lot out of a turtle, and he really shouldn't have been eating them in he bedroom. If the llama's ever find out you can just imagine the shell-kicking he'll get. It would also help if insane_tripper didn't have her bedroom so close to the kitchen and/or didn't leave Cheez Whiz lying around. That's just an accident waiting to happen.
Why... when I was a eye surgeon, we used to see Cheez Whiz accidents every day... for years! Up until they started putting the Surgeon General's warnings on the labels. Then the accidents cut right down, I tell you.
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Added because I like your LJ name and hope you can live up to it. :P
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And if you don't believe me, you just ask her how she got Cheese Whiz in her eyebrow!!
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Why... when I was a eye surgeon, we used to see Cheez Whiz accidents every day... for years! Up until they started putting the Surgeon General's warnings on the labels. Then the accidents cut right down, I tell you.
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