We are...idek.

[evanae]

Me: I think I got this at Express...*looks at her leggings*
Ben: You're Express!
Me: You're Targét.
Ben: *gasps* Then, you're 99 cents store!
Me: You're swap meet!
Ben: You're a bum's shopping cart!
Me: Well, you're a...uh, toilet seat!
Ben: Well...at least I'm in a home!