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Morty, a deaf dude said that. Although the extra funny part is that he wrote it too.
So, here's an interesting little story that I've told most people, but I think it's still funny. Thus, I'll share...
So, I skipped my college graduation. Well, it's not like I just didn't show. I let them know I wasn't going to be there. I figured that I did all of that "cap and gown" jazz in high school, so I didn't need to do it again. On the day of graduation, I had to go up to the lab to work on a project. Before going, I stopped by Excalibur to pick up a comic. I wasn't there but for 5 minutes, and then I left. Anyway, the following Wednesday, I'm up there (new comics day) and Chris tells me that he was sorry for ratting me out to Dr. Schlatter. Dr. Schlatter is the chair of the math department at Centenary, and he was the one professor I desparately wanted to impress for some reason or another. So, anyway, Doc. S. apparently came by Excalibur a couple of hours after I did on that Saturday and asked Chris if he had seen me lately. Of course Chris doesn't suspect anything is wrong, so he said he saw me earlier that day. Dr. Schlatter supposedly responded with "I knew it". The man who awarded me my degree thinks I skipped graduation to go to the comic shop. I guess that is my parting shot to Centenary.
I'm really looking foward to going to my broseph Christobel's homecoming party this Saturday. It should be good fun.
It seems like most people really don't use LJ much anymore. I can't really say anything though since I'm such a lazy bitch.
Has anyone read any novels written by John Swartzwelder? He's been an on/off writer for the Simpsons for over 10 years, and I hear his novels are even more funny. I read the first page for a couple of them on Amazon, and I was bustin' out laughing several times after a single page. I think I'm going to order The Time Machine Did It pretty soon. I think I'll type up the first page for all the ladies out there:
Frank Burly is my name. Okay, it's not my name. I lied about that. My name is Edward R. Torgeson Jr. I changed it for the business. You've got to have a tough sounding name if you want people to hire you as a private detective out of a phone book. I chose one that would give prospective clients the idea that I was a burly kind of man, the kind of man who would have the strength and endurance to solve their cases for them, and who would be frank with them at all times. Hence the name.
As my exciting story opens, I am being punched in the stomach. But I guess a lot of stories start that way. Most of mine do anyway. The guy who was punching me was a lot burlier than I was, so it hurt plenty. But I tried to pretend that it didn't bother me at all, that I actually liked it. It was hard to do this convincingly, because he had kind of knocked the wind out of me there, so all I could do was smile and wink and give him the thumbs up while I waited to be able to breath again.
Now I think that is just as funny as dog shit.
I also must say that I'm ashamed of myself. I shelled out for a 360. I really wanted to play some more Gears of War. Plus two rpgs by Hironobu Sakaguchi come out later this year (Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey) and the game everyone else on earth will own Halo 3. I hope this is a better purchase than when I got the original xbox. I only got like 4 games for it (Halo 1&2, Jet Set Radio Future, and KOTOR).
peoples be talkin' to me on aim...g/g
So, here's an interesting little story that I've told most people, but I think it's still funny. Thus, I'll share...
So, I skipped my college graduation. Well, it's not like I just didn't show. I let them know I wasn't going to be there. I figured that I did all of that "cap and gown" jazz in high school, so I didn't need to do it again. On the day of graduation, I had to go up to the lab to work on a project. Before going, I stopped by Excalibur to pick up a comic. I wasn't there but for 5 minutes, and then I left. Anyway, the following Wednesday, I'm up there (new comics day) and Chris tells me that he was sorry for ratting me out to Dr. Schlatter. Dr. Schlatter is the chair of the math department at Centenary, and he was the one professor I desparately wanted to impress for some reason or another. So, anyway, Doc. S. apparently came by Excalibur a couple of hours after I did on that Saturday and asked Chris if he had seen me lately. Of course Chris doesn't suspect anything is wrong, so he said he saw me earlier that day. Dr. Schlatter supposedly responded with "I knew it". The man who awarded me my degree thinks I skipped graduation to go to the comic shop. I guess that is my parting shot to Centenary.
I'm really looking foward to going to my broseph Christobel's homecoming party this Saturday. It should be good fun.
It seems like most people really don't use LJ much anymore. I can't really say anything though since I'm such a lazy bitch.
Has anyone read any novels written by John Swartzwelder? He's been an on/off writer for the Simpsons for over 10 years, and I hear his novels are even more funny. I read the first page for a couple of them on Amazon, and I was bustin' out laughing several times after a single page. I think I'm going to order The Time Machine Did It pretty soon. I think I'll type up the first page for all the ladies out there:
Frank Burly is my name. Okay, it's not my name. I lied about that. My name is Edward R. Torgeson Jr. I changed it for the business. You've got to have a tough sounding name if you want people to hire you as a private detective out of a phone book. I chose one that would give prospective clients the idea that I was a burly kind of man, the kind of man who would have the strength and endurance to solve their cases for them, and who would be frank with them at all times. Hence the name.
As my exciting story opens, I am being punched in the stomach. But I guess a lot of stories start that way. Most of mine do anyway. The guy who was punching me was a lot burlier than I was, so it hurt plenty. But I tried to pretend that it didn't bother me at all, that I actually liked it. It was hard to do this convincingly, because he had kind of knocked the wind out of me there, so all I could do was smile and wink and give him the thumbs up while I waited to be able to breath again.
Now I think that is just as funny as dog shit.
I also must say that I'm ashamed of myself. I shelled out for a 360. I really wanted to play some more Gears of War. Plus two rpgs by Hironobu Sakaguchi come out later this year (Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey) and the game everyone else on earth will own Halo 3. I hope this is a better purchase than when I got the original xbox. I only got like 4 games for it (Halo 1&2, Jet Set Radio Future, and KOTOR).
peoples be talkin' to me on aim...g/g