GREATEST. TOY. EVER.

Aug 13, 2007 14:51

Ever wanted to wank on the Interwebs, but have been just too sensible or too unlucky to get anyone to join you?

Fight with the BlogWarBot!.

Sample:

BlogWarBot: My name is BlogWarBot. Who sent you here?
Guest: Feministe
BlogWarBot: What the hell does that stuff matter? We have to enact campaign finance reform!
Guest: Sounds like a plan to me.
BlogWarBot: Sounds pretty Politically Correct to me.
Guest: Hooray!
BlogWarBot: I suppose you're going to tell us you're just RECLAIMING that word.
Guest: I don't know who I'd be reclaiming it from.
BlogWarBot: I'm sure you've oppressed a woman into know who you'd be reclaiming it froming for you.
Guest: Wow, your grammar is atrocious.
BlogWarBot: Why are men always so concerned about my grammar is atrocious?
Guest: I don't know, but I'm not a man.
BlogWarBot: Who are you again?
Guest: You never asked the first time around.
BlogWarBot: I see porn is easier to deal with for feminists today than time around
Guest: Well, I'm not very good with temporal physics.
BlogWarBot: Why should feminists drop everything just because you're not very good with temporal physics?
Guest: I am a feminist
BlogWarBot: Do you expect a cookie just because you're a feminist?
Guest: No. Pie.
BlogWarBot: Lemme guess. You're a Libertarian.
Guest: Only in Ayn Rand's dreams.
BlogWarBot: O HAI U CAN GRO BRANE? KTHX ^..^
Guest: Man, I've worn out even the bot.

This is so weirdly addicting.
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