I'm Sorry, But My Favorite Authors Have to At Least Be 8s

[evadne_noel]

As a long time reader and admirer of Jane Austen’s works, do you know what causes me to lose sleep at night? Why, the thought that she may not have been a total hottie, of course.

You know who else I worry about? This guy. Man, just look at that forehead. Freaktacular. Okay, maybe that’s not a fair picture. No one looks good in an engraving

Comments

[frenchroast]

LOL. I think they April Fooled you. ;)

[evadne_noel]

Sadly, since the BBC had a similar story on March 23rd, I don't think it's a prank.

[frenchroast]

...wow. And there I was, thinking it was too ridiculous to be real.

[evadne_noel]

Oh, you and your faith in humanity.

[frenchroast]

It's starting to erode away. This article's practically a tsunami in and of itself.