Evadne Noel Presents: The Dumbest Answers Ever
First off, rock on, Janet H. Have we actually met, or are you just that good?
Q. Which Shakespearean character have I played four times?
A. Titania. Three times in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and once in a modern adaptation called "A Dream on Royal Street." As you can imagine, I dislike "A Midsummer Night's Dream" intensely.
Q. What color is my hair really?
A. Brown. I used to dye it red, but I'm going back to my natural color, despite being a better looking redhead than brunette.
Q. From what fandom was the first fanfiction I ever read?
A. The Pretender. I really liked that show, once upon a time. It also had the best closed captioning mistake ever: "They took me from my pants."
Q. What was the first fandom I ever wrote fanfiction for?
A. Space Cases. You can thank sadalice for that, and thank God that the story has disappeared off the face of the Internet forever.
Q. Which of the following serial killers am I related to?
A. H. H. Holmes. It's a pretty good conversation starter, especially after Devil in the White City came out.
Q. Finish the phone number: 1-800-588-
A. I hate you for putting that in my brain. Technically, 2300 is also correct, but I was looking for the raw hate that comes from getting that freakin' jingle stuck in your brain. EMPIRE! Today.
Q. Where are my keys?
A. In my purse. I have left them in my door before, but I am making a conscious effort not to do that anymore.
Q. Which of the following words do I NOT substitute for swears?
A. Fiddlesticks! That would be too weird to say out loud, even for me.
Q. Where will I end up in life?
A. Reply hazy, try again. I really have no idea, but "The White House, outside the gates, screaming like a madwoman" is actually a pretty good guess. The morgue is where I will end up in death.
Q. What was the point of all this?
A. To see how many people would try it. Curiosity killed some time.
Q. Which Shakespearean character have I played four times?
A. Titania. Three times in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and once in a modern adaptation called "A Dream on Royal Street." As you can imagine, I dislike "A Midsummer Night's Dream" intensely.
Q. What color is my hair really?
A. Brown. I used to dye it red, but I'm going back to my natural color, despite being a better looking redhead than brunette.
Q. From what fandom was the first fanfiction I ever read?
A. The Pretender. I really liked that show, once upon a time. It also had the best closed captioning mistake ever: "They took me from my pants."
Q. What was the first fandom I ever wrote fanfiction for?
A. Space Cases. You can thank sadalice for that, and thank God that the story has disappeared off the face of the Internet forever.
Q. Which of the following serial killers am I related to?
A. H. H. Holmes. It's a pretty good conversation starter, especially after Devil in the White City came out.
Q. Finish the phone number: 1-800-588-
A. I hate you for putting that in my brain. Technically, 2300 is also correct, but I was looking for the raw hate that comes from getting that freakin' jingle stuck in your brain. EMPIRE! Today.
Q. Where are my keys?
A. In my purse. I have left them in my door before, but I am making a conscious effort not to do that anymore.
Q. Which of the following words do I NOT substitute for swears?
A. Fiddlesticks! That would be too weird to say out loud, even for me.
Q. Where will I end up in life?
A. Reply hazy, try again. I really have no idea, but "The White House, outside the gates, screaming like a madwoman" is actually a pretty good guess. The morgue is where I will end up in death.
Q. What was the point of all this?
A. To see how many people would try it. Curiosity killed some time.