They don't know it's Christmas time because it hasn't freakin' started yet!

[evadne_noel]

I really should have done this last week because that's when one of the radio stations I listen to started playing Christmas music full time, but I was in a state of denial and didn't want to deal with the inevitable. But since every consumer establishment around feels the need to play holiday muzak and one of my apartment complex neighbors has

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[m_danson]

I was once subjected to the Star Wars Christmas Album (available for download) and I swear that I'd rather shoot myself in the head than listen to it twice.

There are some really warped Christmas songs out there... try to find one that has the line "There's somethin' stuch up in the chimney and I don't know what it is..." sung by a small child. It's about Santa dying and rotting in a chimney...

[evadne_noel]

A Star Wars Christmas Album sounds like a contender for the Worst Idea Ever Award. I hope and pray that you never have to listen to it again, and I never have to hear it at all.

Also, Santa dying in the chimney is really gross and should not be played around children.

[m_danson]

You can find the review and album at I-Mockery.com:

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/starwars-xmas/default.php

[evadne_noel]

Oh God. I clicked the link and listened to the first song. Why did I do that? Why?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[agentmaly]

Listening to the first song and half of the second made me cringe and utter a slight squeak. Really. *shudders convulsively and runs far, far away*