I have not abandoned our religion! I have just appended to it.
Oh great goddess Siria, show me the way! Show me the eightfold path towards enlightenment! What have I done wrong? Show me how to repent for me sins!
Look, I'm abusing exclamation points. Next thing you know, I'll be in drug rehab after having started abusing the hard stuff like semicolons and parentheses.
I have not abandoned our religion! I have just appended to it.
You have broken away! No longer Maitreya to my Kwannon, you are now Mahayana to my Theravada. *is woeful*
Oh great goddess Siria, show me the way! Show me the eightfold path towards enlightenment! What have I done wrong? Show me how to repent for me sins!
There is only one path to repentance; the pretty boy love. Follow this, and all shall be at rest.
Look, I'm abusing exclamation points. Next thing you know, I'll be in drug rehab after having started abusing the hard stuff like semicolons and parentheses.
Well, we've had this talk to you before about the smilie smut. It's all a question of self control, Eva. I mean, sure
:) or :D
are fine. But where does it stop? Where? Before you know it, you've moved onto
>:D and >:O
And then, of course, you start to mix them.
I am >:O, yet strangely :D
Which is where the real problems lie. We'll have to start you on the Twelve Step Programme.
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Oh great goddess Siria, show me the way! Show me the eightfold path towards enlightenment! What have I done wrong? Show me how to repent for me sins!
Look, I'm abusing exclamation points. Next thing you know, I'll be in drug rehab after having started abusing the hard stuff like semicolons and parentheses.
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You have broken away! No longer Maitreya to my Kwannon, you are now Mahayana to my Theravada. *is woeful*
Oh great goddess Siria, show me the way! Show me the eightfold path towards enlightenment! What have I done wrong? Show me how to repent for me sins!
There is only one path to repentance; the pretty boy love. Follow this, and all shall be at rest.
Look, I'm abusing exclamation points. Next thing you know, I'll be in drug rehab after having started abusing the hard stuff like semicolons and parentheses.
Well, we've had this talk to you before about the smilie smut. It's all a question of self control, Eva. I mean, sure
:) or :D
are fine. But where does it stop? Where? Before you know it, you've moved onto
>:D and >:O
And then, of course, you start to mix them.
I am >:O, yet strangely :D
Which is where the real problems lie. We'll have to start you on the Twelve Step Programme.
great goddess Siria
*preens*
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>:D <-- this is Eva
>:o <-- This is Siria
>:o <-- This is Siria with lipstick on
>:D <-- This is Eva with lipstick on
(_o_) <-- This is a bum.
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:O! *is shocked and affronted*
(_z_) <-- This is Harry's bum
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*is horribly confused*
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*is in silly mood*
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