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[eva_c]

Wishing bookofjude, bbathory, and manubai happy birthdays

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[ari_o]

If I have naturally red hair should I dye it another color - or is that just evidence of my paranoia?

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[eva_c]

Nah, you can leave it red. But do not try to trick people on the street into thinking you're Cassie.

IT WILL LEAD TO NO GOOD.

I know you're thinking about it. >:(

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[ari_o]

yes - I'm cassie miraculously aged ten years!

my hair is not red by the way - it was merely hypothetical...

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[eva_c]

"Hypothetically speaking, teacher, if there's a hypothetical kid, okay? See, there's this hypothetical kid and this hypothetical kid forgot his homework because hypothetically, his parents died or his dog peed on it or he just forgot to do it. Now, if this hypothetical kid went to his teacher and hypothetically speaking, told his teacher that he forgot his homework, hypothetically, what would happen to his hypothetical kid?"

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[ari_o]

The sum of all things being equal these hypotheses would be freed from all rational constraint - they would impregant all the hampsters in the world and then quickly gobble up every last ritz cracker.

Leaving us all theoretically crackerless and surrounded by gestating rodents.

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[eva_c]

Fuck the hamsters. Did they eat my Triscuits?!!

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[ari_o]

No. The hypotheses cannot handle the fiber content of triscuits.

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[ari_o]

your accent will give you away as NOT cassie.

my old age will give me away as NOT cassie.

*amuses self into coma*

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[eva_c]

Pity. And there I was, thinking I had finally got Cassie to comment in my livejournal...

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[ari_o]

*pins on NOT cassie badge*