RECIPE FOR A SUPERHERO:
RECIPE FOR A SUPERHERO:
Ingredients:
One male body, good condition. Check for life-threatening diseases.
Unnatural strength, half-gallon
Charisma, bucketloads
One brightly colored latex suit
Ability to fly (may be substituted with artificial means)
Big cape
Dark and Shadowy Past, half-lifetime
Sidekick (optional)
Directions:
Take male body, add unnatural strength, stir over medium heat for approximately thirty minutes or until fallibility rises as foam to the top. Skim off and discard.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease baking pan and carefully place male body on it and use a pastry brush to brush charisma on body. Bake for 10-15 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from oven and place on a cooling rack.
Frost body in ability to fly and stuff body with dark and shadowy past. Dress body in bright colored latex suit, taking care not to rip the skin. May be accessorized with sidekick.
Serves one population of believers.
Ingredients:
One male body, good condition. Check for life-threatening diseases.
Unnatural strength, half-gallon
Charisma, bucketloads
One brightly colored latex suit
Ability to fly (may be substituted with artificial means)
Big cape
Dark and Shadowy Past, half-lifetime
Sidekick (optional)
Directions:
Take male body, add unnatural strength, stir over medium heat for approximately thirty minutes or until fallibility rises as foam to the top. Skim off and discard.
Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease baking pan and carefully place male body on it and use a pastry brush to brush charisma on body. Bake for 10-15 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from oven and place on a cooling rack.
Frost body in ability to fly and stuff body with dark and shadowy past. Dress body in bright colored latex suit, taking care not to rip the skin. May be accessorized with sidekick.
Serves one population of believers.