Friday night r0xx0rz
I went disco bowling around 11pm on Friday and my knee cap popped the fuck out. I heard a loud snap and collapsed. I thought I just slipped 'cause my joints have always been rowdy anyway even when I'm giving hand jobs.
I tried to get up and I felt the sharpest pain. ever.
I touched my right knee and my knee cap was pretty much sticking out and hanging on the side of my leg.
Everyone around me was freaking out; it was priceless, and freaked out even more at how calm I was. I just. Sat.
I couldn't extend my leg therefore I just couldn't sit properly either and got really tired and sore, then my poor attempt of a position change had accidently snapped my knee back into place?
It didn't look grossly dislocated anymore (Y)(Y).
The ambulance arrived, wrapped and buckled me down on the stretcher and we departed.
I got fast tracked into the emergency room and by then I was screeching out fucks and biting my lip, sobbing in pain.
So, basically we have four knee ligaments and they are strong cord-like tissues that connect the bones of the upper and lower legs.
I tore two of them on my right leg.
I had to pay $45 for my ambulance fee and another $67 for my knee immobilizer.
I needed crutches aswell, "How much would that be?" I asked "$47" / painful face "Uh, no thanks" (OH HELLZ NO!) and limped out of the room like a zombie with my sexy robo leg and sloppy milkshake arms from balancing myself.
CRUTCHES ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!
Cherie picked me up from York Central Hospital and played the song "BONES" by the Killers. Asshole! LAWLZ
I came home and told my dad that I just got back from the hospital. I was telling him my story and he stopped me at ambulance (which was like my second line lol!); "Do I have to pay?!" he asked "No, I paid." I replied. "Oh, Okay good." and goes back to his regular tv programs.
I haven't seen my mom in days, I have no idea what she does or where she goes (I work a lot). No where far, I don't give her enough money to run away from home.
She came in my room today, saw my leg and squawked at me. "WUT DA HAIL HAPPON?!" "I fell." my mom's like okay, and asked me to do her homework = left it right next to me with my cute led pencil. I was half asleep so whatev.
I woke up during the day and did her ESL English homework.
FUCK SHIT.
I give my mom money and she spends it on going to school?!
What the hell is this shit.
And I'm doing her work?
OHH EMMM GEEEE??!!!!111!oneoenoenoneelevenelevenoneoneoneI'm a serious disco bowler!!!
I have to go back for physio on March 1st. If my leg is still weak I need to undergo knee surgery. Double fucking wammy!! I just undergone my ear surgery last month and still need to go back for steroid injections in March.
I'm picking up the pieces of my broken heart plus I'm completely disabled now, I am unable to work and its just so shitty 'cause its the only thing that makes sense to me.
This is what I get for being social! Punished!!
I'll always be socially awkward/handicapped (LAwL)!
I endured so much pain emotionally and physically the past two months, CLEARLY 2007 is taking the biggest shit on me.
Oh well, atleast I have ten more months left.
There are no flowers without shit.
I tried to get up and I felt the sharpest pain. ever.
I touched my right knee and my knee cap was pretty much sticking out and hanging on the side of my leg.
Everyone around me was freaking out; it was priceless, and freaked out even more at how calm I was. I just. Sat.
I couldn't extend my leg therefore I just couldn't sit properly either and got really tired and sore, then my poor attempt of a position change had accidently snapped my knee back into place?
It didn't look grossly dislocated anymore (Y)(Y).
The ambulance arrived, wrapped and buckled me down on the stretcher and we departed.
I got fast tracked into the emergency room and by then I was screeching out fucks and biting my lip, sobbing in pain.
So, basically we have four knee ligaments and they are strong cord-like tissues that connect the bones of the upper and lower legs.
I tore two of them on my right leg.
I had to pay $45 for my ambulance fee and another $67 for my knee immobilizer.
I needed crutches aswell, "How much would that be?" I asked "$47" / painful face "Uh, no thanks" (OH HELLZ NO!) and limped out of the room like a zombie with my sexy robo leg and sloppy milkshake arms from balancing myself.
CRUTCHES ARE FOR THE WEAK!!!
Cherie picked me up from York Central Hospital and played the song "BONES" by the Killers. Asshole! LAWLZ
I came home and told my dad that I just got back from the hospital. I was telling him my story and he stopped me at ambulance (which was like my second line lol!); "Do I have to pay?!" he asked "No, I paid." I replied. "Oh, Okay good." and goes back to his regular tv programs.
I haven't seen my mom in days, I have no idea what she does or where she goes (I work a lot). No where far, I don't give her enough money to run away from home.
She came in my room today, saw my leg and squawked at me. "WUT DA HAIL HAPPON?!" "I fell." my mom's like okay, and asked me to do her homework = left it right next to me with my cute led pencil. I was half asleep so whatev.
I woke up during the day and did her ESL English homework.
FUCK SHIT.
I give my mom money and she spends it on going to school?!
What the hell is this shit.
And I'm doing her work?
OHH EMMM GEEEE??!!!!111!oneoenoenoneelevenelevenoneoneoneI'm a serious disco bowler!!!
I have to go back for physio on March 1st. If my leg is still weak I need to undergo knee surgery. Double fucking wammy!! I just undergone my ear surgery last month and still need to go back for steroid injections in March.
I'm picking up the pieces of my broken heart plus I'm completely disabled now, I am unable to work and its just so shitty 'cause its the only thing that makes sense to me.
This is what I get for being social! Punished!!
I'll always be socially awkward/handicapped (LAwL)!
I endured so much pain emotionally and physically the past two months, CLEARLY 2007 is taking the biggest shit on me.
Oh well, atleast I have ten more months left.
There are no flowers without shit.