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Well, I was in the store the other day, standing on line, buying some coco puffs, when suddenly, a swarm of people, mostly of the younger teenage age, ran up to me, jumping up and down, screaming, wanting my autograph.
I found this to be rather embarassing, as I've never really had my stealthy techniques fail so badly... I don't know how they recognized me, I mean, I was wearing my ninja mask...
Anyway, they wouldn't go away, and since I'm me, I couldn't just do what they wanted without a large cash amount being paid to me. When I told them how much I wanted, they laughted. That got me pissed off. The first one was a girl, maybe around 14. I ninja punched her, and she flew over the register. The next was a 17 year old guy, I picked him up, and threw him into the produce section. Then, I pulled out my pen, and pressed it three times. I thew it onto the floor, and ran out of the store.
My exit probably would've been more exciting if I hadn't left my exploding pen at home...
I found this to be rather embarassing, as I've never really had my stealthy techniques fail so badly... I don't know how they recognized me, I mean, I was wearing my ninja mask...
Anyway, they wouldn't go away, and since I'm me, I couldn't just do what they wanted without a large cash amount being paid to me. When I told them how much I wanted, they laughted. That got me pissed off. The first one was a girl, maybe around 14. I ninja punched her, and she flew over the register. The next was a 17 year old guy, I picked him up, and threw him into the produce section. Then, I pulled out my pen, and pressed it three times. I thew it onto the floor, and ran out of the store.
My exit probably would've been more exciting if I hadn't left my exploding pen at home...