I leu of the recent "I'll tell you how much I love you" posts..

[euthanasia_]

"So there's a new trend going around where people comment with their name and you're supposed to tell them how you really feel about them. Personally, I think it's shit. It's always your friends commenting and no one's gonna tell their friends to fuck off, even if they really feel that way. I think people need to be taken down a peg once in a while. So, comment with your name and I will fling insults at you. You may get off with simply being called a monkey testicle, or you may be subject to some extremely harsh and personal barb. Think of it as a test of how emotionally strong you are, fatty. Ready? Go!"

Sorry.
I had to.