you know the post will be good if gaston is at the top...
so, if you've been watching recently, i haven't been posting... much... at all. (sudden realization: i use elipsies way too much) And since last time i stopped posting i gave you a major picspasm of sexyness - i follow suit. Now, the reason for my lack of posting to this glorious sight of all things palabratorian ?(read: why have i stopped posting and capitalizing the letter "i" as it stands alone?) well my dear friends and gentlemen - if there are any - : I'm a lazy little bastard. That and there's nothing going on.
Really guys, its summer. I'm out of school; I have no job; my life is crumbling into a black abyss where I wake at noon (or later), eat jalapeno chips, watch Tyra re-runs and mope around the house as if there is nothing to do. I realize that this seems like an exelent life - it seemed great to me when I got back from camp (read: i was too lazy and tired and sore to lift a finger to clean my ill-begoten room) and the funeral - funny story about that.
I have alot of funny stories actually, i'm just too damn LAZY to write them. I have multiple halarities about explorers camp (yes, we are the coolest camp in the world and we have the lamest name since my little pony advertisements), and about when i went to fingerprinting the week after - and then how i failed that week after... (epppppiiiicccc fail. like, worse than shooting all my hostages, fail)
and then I went to the movies - TWICE - and that was awesome (more halarities)... and again, i'm just too damn lazy to write them. I wonder if LJ still lets free non paying bum members call in with entries - that would save a shitload of time and energy.
I have lack of will.
But hey, you didn't come here to listen to me drone onn and onnnn and onnn about my problems; you came here to see sexy men! (your answer, if you're not sure to that rhetorical question is: Nooo! We love you too much, how could you ever think we don't care about your horrendous black pit of a life. Say it with me now folks) With out further ado, Josh Duhamel.
hey, i got a thing for the abbs... *drools*