Salty Watch Part 4: He can make soup too!!
Even though we are only five eps into the season, I feel it is time for a Salty update. If you are a BSG fan and are still wondering who Salty is, check out Salty Watch #1, #2, and #3! If you are not a BSG fan and are wondering who Salty is... just go watch BSG. Then check back here when you're done.
There are spoilers for all five eps of season 4 in this post!
So the first time we see Salty again in the fourth season is at a pilot orgy in the rec room. Not so surprising, but very relieving! Salty's back! And dare I say it, better than ever, because now he's convinced people to play strip triad. People with boobs. Well done, Salty.
He appears to be taking the whole Kara's-alive-and-everyone-thinks-she's-a-cylon thing very well. Appears to be. We know the truth. He has plans.
In the mean time, this party is a total success! Strip!
Woo!
Don't leave! Racetrack's gettin naked! ... Someone give Hot Dog back his shirt!
This almost makes up for thinking Starbuck was dead for two months!
So joyous! So carefree! Does he not care about Kara, you say?
Oh, he cares. I think Salty must have approached Adama after all this partying and made a subtle suggestion to him that if Kara was going to be going to Earth, she was going to need a cook. Someone who could make soup. Salty? Salty makes excellent soup.
Once again, success! Everything's coming up Salty these days.
He'd really do whatever it takes to stalk her.
He's not just a cook though, he can also work at the control panel when he's needed (and when no one wants soup).
Oh dear, a mutiny. I think now... now would be a good time for some soup.
That's it for now!! I hope he actually gets a proper line sometime this season. After all his tireless stalking, he deserves it.
There are spoilers for all five eps of season 4 in this post!
So the first time we see Salty again in the fourth season is at a pilot orgy in the rec room. Not so surprising, but very relieving! Salty's back! And dare I say it, better than ever, because now he's convinced people to play strip triad. People with boobs. Well done, Salty.
He appears to be taking the whole Kara's-alive-and-everyone-thinks-she's-a-cylon thing very well. Appears to be. We know the truth. He has plans.
In the mean time, this party is a total success! Strip!
Woo!
Don't leave! Racetrack's gettin naked! ... Someone give Hot Dog back his shirt!
This almost makes up for thinking Starbuck was dead for two months!
So joyous! So carefree! Does he not care about Kara, you say?
Oh, he cares. I think Salty must have approached Adama after all this partying and made a subtle suggestion to him that if Kara was going to be going to Earth, she was going to need a cook. Someone who could make soup. Salty? Salty makes excellent soup.
Once again, success! Everything's coming up Salty these days.
He'd really do whatever it takes to stalk her.
He's not just a cook though, he can also work at the control panel when he's needed (and when no one wants soup).
Oh dear, a mutiny. I think now... now would be a good time for some soup.
That's it for now!! I hope he actually gets a proper line sometime this season. After all his tireless stalking, he deserves it.