10 December 2009
Internet sucking hard.
American History reaching record high on WorldSuck Index (Ye Sun, that is a Nerdfighter joke. So click it.)
I have not been able to sleep earlier than 1:30 am all week. And I had Muggle Quidditch today. I am fucking exhausted.
I just tried to clean my shower door with Windex. Who would've thought it would be so hard to Windex off 8 months of water induced grime and residue? Who would've thought water would leave a residue in the first place? I drink my tap water, y'know!
Super Secret Operation
Assignment Details:
Ridiculous amount of residue on the shower door almost completely blocked my field of vision while in the shower. Something had to be done.
Field Notes:
Biodegradable and (apparently) environmentally friendly glass cleaner from Shoppers Drug Mart was the first choice but it didn't do squat. I then resorted to Windex, against my better judgement, and even that harsh crap couldn't take all the shit off. After 10 minutes of scrubbing, spraying and inhalation of potentially lethal fumes, I gave up.
Field Notes #2:
Originally used a J cloth but switched over to newspaper because the J cloth was too small. Either way, it didn't work out like it was supposed to and my hands got nasty from the newspaper.
Outcome:
FAILURE
Explanation of Failure:
Nothing can take away 8 months of water residue and grime. My health and sanity is not worth 1 clean shower door.
The format of that was borrowed/stolen from/inspired by The Year of Secret Assignments by Jaclyn Moriarty.
American History reaching record high on WorldSuck Index (Ye Sun, that is a Nerdfighter joke. So click it.)
I have not been able to sleep earlier than 1:30 am all week. And I had Muggle Quidditch today. I am fucking exhausted.
I just tried to clean my shower door with Windex. Who would've thought it would be so hard to Windex off 8 months of water induced grime and residue? Who would've thought water would leave a residue in the first place? I drink my tap water, y'know!
Super Secret Operation
Assignment Details:
Ridiculous amount of residue on the shower door almost completely blocked my field of vision while in the shower. Something had to be done.
Field Notes:
Biodegradable and (apparently) environmentally friendly glass cleaner from Shoppers Drug Mart was the first choice but it didn't do squat. I then resorted to Windex, against my better judgement, and even that harsh crap couldn't take all the shit off. After 10 minutes of scrubbing, spraying and inhalation of potentially lethal fumes, I gave up.
Field Notes #2:
Originally used a J cloth but switched over to newspaper because the J cloth was too small. Either way, it didn't work out like it was supposed to and my hands got nasty from the newspaper.
Outcome:
FAILURE
Explanation of Failure:
Nothing can take away 8 months of water residue and grime. My health and sanity is not worth 1 clean shower door.
The format of that was borrowed/stolen from/inspired by The Year of Secret Assignments by Jaclyn Moriarty.