Why not?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I helped aramisben see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for theplace (10 points). Last Thursday iamdoug and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I pushed keithwolfe in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
eurythmicprince
Converting someone from Judaism earns less points than buying porn? :o And I thought Ben was a pretty tough sell too. Sigh...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I helped aramisben see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for theplace (10 points). Last Thursday iamdoug and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I pushed keithwolfe in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
eurythmicprince
Converting someone from Judaism earns less points than buying porn? :o And I thought Ben was a pretty tough sell too. Sigh...