People in class houses should be stoned (to death)

Mar 24, 2006 20:24

Nothing like browsing domain.com.au for tragic housing photos to make friday afternoons at work pass that much faster.

And sure it's middle class and elitist, but it's also lots of fun. I mean, really. What were these people thinking?





This is a deceased estate. Am guessing the colour scheme and odd angles drove previous owner to suicide.
I love an uneven paint job. And why have a whole feature wall when you can just have half of one?




Everything in this room looks like it's trying to escape. Especially the television.Capital punishment is too good for the person who teamed that lounge with that carpet. And what's with the living tableau on the easel?





You know when you read "3 bedrooms $75,000" it's going to be quality. Natural light obviously costs extra.
Jesus.




Possibly my favourite: the balinese masks either side the ye olde clock; the constant equidistant picture placement; and why are all those burgundy lounges facing the same direction? "Home theatre" is it sweetie?There are pink plastic GEESE on the wall. And I love a good assortment of kitchenware hanging from the ceiling. "You don't want to live in constant fear of being decapitated by a fish broiler!"





A close runner up. So much faux pink marble, all this bathroom needs is a giant labia-shaped double door. It just screams "slit your wrists here!"The stuffed toys, the Ford cushion, knick-knack upon knick-knack upon knick-knack... You just know you'd end up putting your head in the gas "wood" fire.

For more housing-based hilarity, visit christian's blog; I'd forgotten all about the place with the turquiose lounge chairs.
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