Azerbaijan 2009
http://www.escnation.com/esc2009/index.php?country=az In the short period following independence, this ex-Soviet republic has managed to get in conflict with all its neighbours, and the only way in and out of the country is via a tunnel to Turkey.
Despite their extreme eastern longitude, Azerbaijan entered the Eurovision Song Contest in 2008 and ended 8th (the position previously reserved for their beloved neighbours Armenia).
Facts
Population: 8 million
Eyebrows: 8 million
Export: Oil (but Armenia steals it on the way)
Culture: None (Armenia stole it)
Motto: None (Armenia stole it)
History: None (Armenia stole it)