News from the Dutch front.
This isn't the busiest of comm's out there and a lot of European relations out there are very serious bsnss these days and not at all funny or sexy. But some fun things still do happen, so I thought I'd give you a little update on lolitics developments in my own country:
Mark Rutte is dating.
He has admitted that he is in a very new, very non-serious relationship with a woman named Ingrid. The only Dutch MP named Ingrid (a woman his age, in his own party) immediately denied being the lucky lady.
He's keeping his new relationship very private so it will probably be some time before he find out who this mystery woman really is.
The Green Left is dirty and unashamed
Frank van den Vorst, Amsterdam council member for Groen-Links, (left-wing green liberals), recently got a bit of attention when he posted some private sexy messages on his public twitter account. The tweets are:
“my hands warmed with oil over your shoulders my mouth kissing your neck”
The awkward grammar is not a result of the translation, he clearly needs some lessons from the lolitics meme about proper porn writing. It gets worse - and hotter - in his second tweet:
“As you throbbingly climax for the first time I feel your juices in my mouth as if they were the nectar of love”
None of the awkwardness here is a result of translation either. Van den Vorst handled the situation lightly once he realized his mistake. He tweeted:
“Well, at least I’ve gained 20 new followers. a lot of people apparentl have needs they don’t dare to share”Because, ya know, he's relaxed about sex like that. :D
Ok, that's the news from the Dutch front. What's new in your country or a country you've been watching? Please do share?
What can I say? he likes posing for pictures with female voters, and who can blame him?
Mark Rutte is dating.
He has admitted that he is in a very new, very non-serious relationship with a woman named Ingrid. The only Dutch MP named Ingrid (a woman his age, in his own party) immediately denied being the lucky lady.
He's keeping his new relationship very private so it will probably be some time before he find out who this mystery woman really is.
The Green Left is dirty and unashamed
Frank van den Vorst, Amsterdam council member for Groen-Links, (left-wing green liberals), recently got a bit of attention when he posted some private sexy messages on his public twitter account. The tweets are:
“my hands warmed with oil over your shoulders my mouth kissing your neck”
The awkward grammar is not a result of the translation, he clearly needs some lessons from the lolitics meme about proper porn writing. It gets worse - and hotter - in his second tweet:
“As you throbbingly climax for the first time I feel your juices in my mouth as if they were the nectar of love”
None of the awkwardness here is a result of translation either. Van den Vorst handled the situation lightly once he realized his mistake. He tweeted:
“Well, at least I’ve gained 20 new followers. a lot of people apparentl have needs they don’t dare to share”Because, ya know, he's relaxed about sex like that. :D
Ok, that's the news from the Dutch front. What's new in your country or a country you've been watching? Please do share?
What can I say? he likes posing for pictures with female voters, and who can blame him?