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I have not yet had any gelato since I've been here, though I've had tons of good coffee. Mike's roommates are all hilarious, especially Brigit, who is adorable and swears very fluently in english, hungarian, and italian. Her brother Zoltan cut off the tip of his thumb at work, and when I laughed, Mike looked scandalized and Zoltan said, "No, is okay. This is very funny." He showed me his wound later. It's all black and funky. And he has a strange thumb condom that looks like a dildo.
Then Brigit came home and told me, "You know, those bitches at the Irish bar, they want me to sit there and spend my money for drinks and then they don't even have for me work. I tell them to fuck off because I am not going to fucking sit there like, what is this, whore and pay for drinks when they not going to give me any work. So they can go to fuck themselves. No, no, I am not bitching you, I am just bitching, you know?" I think maybe that doesn't translate so well in writing since really the accent was the funny part.
Then Brigit came home and told me, "You know, those bitches at the Irish bar, they want me to sit there and spend my money for drinks and then they don't even have for me work. I tell them to fuck off because I am not going to fucking sit there like, what is this, whore and pay for drinks when they not going to give me any work. So they can go to fuck themselves. No, no, I am not bitching you, I am just bitching, you know?" I think maybe that doesn't translate so well in writing since really the accent was the funny part.