[ooc] I actually wrote a Hetalia app....
Name: Republic of Estonia
Series: Axis Powers Hetalia
Age: Hundreds of years old... but looks 17
Canon:
Hetalia is a comic about the world, its history, and culture. It depicts everything from the important events that shape our world to the silly side notes that many of us might never learn otherwise. But most of all, it's a comic about people. People who just happen to be anthropomorphic representations of countries from around the world. Each character reflects their country in both looks and personality quirks, making their reactions to real historical events all the more interesting. The countries of Hetalia also have relationships based on actual international relations. Take the Baltic states for example: Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia are closely related through their history and cultures, and so in Hetalia they are brothers.
As the middle brother of the three, Estonia doesn't stand out as well as older and younger brothers. He's more the shy, bookish sort. You might even go so far as to call him a nerd. But just because he's quiet doesn't mean he's boring. He is more than willing to stand up for himself as an independent and financially stable post-Soviet Union state. Some of that is due to the fact that Estonia is good with computers. Good enough, in fact, that he has his own e-military in order to protect his e-ssets. Estonia may seem out of the way geographically, but people from all over Europe travel there for the beaches, booze and taste of the old world.
Note: Carmen Kass is a supermodel born and raised in Estonia.
Sample Post:
It was really nice of you to give me a tour of this place. I would have figured it out eventually, but this is a real time saver. It's especially nice to know about the lake monster before hand. And again I'm really sorry about what happened before, I was just curious about what sort of monster she was. I hope your friend's fur grows back quickly. But really, you don't have to put yourself to any more trouble. I'm sure a nice gorilla like you has more than enough to do without having to look out for me. If you don't mind, I might just find a quiet spot to sit and check my e-mail.
Oh! Thank you for the offer, but I brought my own laptop with me. I hardly go anywhere without it these days. It should work here too; most places don't have firewalls so large my troops can't scale them. Ahaha... ha. Sorry about that. I guess that joke was a 404, you know? Okay, so I may not be the guy who writes Dinosaur Comics, but you could at least smile. Oh hey, look, connected already! All it takes is a little know how, and the right programs. I can show you how to get all this good stuff on your computer too, if you want... And maybe clean it. I really hope that sticky stuff all over the keyboard is banana.
Here, until I get all this sorted out why don't you use my laptop? Just don't go messing around with my settings, right now I have everything the way I want it. There, a brand new browser page all for you. Just type in wherever you want to go.
... I guess I should have been more specific. Type in the URL for where you want to go. Although, I am impressed with how many results come up when you search for "your mom's house". And a little disturbed with how many you get searching for "hot ape on ape action". I t-think I should take over again. If you really need to check you e-mail, you can do it after I'm done checking mine.
Hmm. That's odd. This is way more than I usually get. And all of them are comments about a picture of me on Facebook. I didn't think I put any pictures up recently, what could they possibly be commenting on? ... Oh no. A picture of me with Carmen Kass from the Ollesummer Beer Festival? Who could have taken it? I-I don't even remember doing that! ... F-four hundred and thirteen comments!? This is going to take drastic measures. I may have to deploy all of my best troops.
To the internet!
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