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Once upon a time, moms didnt rule the world. Children were free to roam around wherever they pleased, naked, for no one cared. Then one time a child was caught red handed in a bad situation. The mother "beast" carefully snuck up to the childs personal belongings while it bathed. Un-aware but clean, the child washed himself. The mother then did an evil act of motherness, the boy was screwed. "What is this crap on the computer. I dont want to see this vulgar language and sexual references here. Get rid of this, i raised you better than that." "I know mom." he said in shame. That was the day mothers took over. From then on it has never been the same. So i have gotten back my livejournal after sum time off. My mom has loosened her tight grip on cencorship. So now i have returned to the Lj world. Not too much exciting has happened in a while. Atleast not alot worth mentioning. I hung out with alot of ppl over the weeks, had numerous amounts of fun, and yesterday because of the nice weather i played soccer outside and it felt good. No, it felt great. I also have been hooked into online poker once again. Since we r in the subject of mothers lets take a look at the "TOP FIVE WAYS TO PISS YOUR MOM OFF"
1.Call sweeping and washing the dishes "a womans job"
2.Have girls over when she isnt home
3.Leave dirty boxers all over the house
4.Fight your sister because she wont give you the last piece of cake
5.Make a lude and racy and perverted and naughty livejournal.
Thats al for now i hope this was enough of an entry for u all and remember...vote for us in the LJ presidency race 05' because we are the journal "made by the people, for the people".
Baby D heading out to find myself a job i guess
1.Call sweeping and washing the dishes "a womans job"
2.Have girls over when she isnt home
3.Leave dirty boxers all over the house
4.Fight your sister because she wont give you the last piece of cake
5.Make a lude and racy and perverted and naughty livejournal.
Thats al for now i hope this was enough of an entry for u all and remember...vote for us in the LJ presidency race 05' because we are the journal "made by the people, for the people".
Baby D heading out to find myself a job i guess