CP
Cedar effing Point.
-In The Car-
- (Erika makes mean face)
(Tara hides behind pillow)
Erika(In sad/whiney voice): "C'mon Tara it wasn't that bad, why are you putting the pillow over you're face?" - Father: "DICK... Fucking Arab"
Father: "SUCKS" - Olivia: "Dad how old were you when you got married?"
Father: "I was in my teens."
Olivia: "Really?"
Tara: "Were you 12?"
Father: "I'm kidding Olivia.."
Olivia: "So, how old were you?"
Father: "Ughhh, next she'll be asking me if I remembered being born."
Erika: "Olivia, you just got dominated."
Tara: "BY YOUR DAD!"
(Olivia cries possibly)
Father: "Olivia it's ok.. you did good."
Tara to Erika: "You did good? YESSS."
-In The Park-
- Lady who guesses weight/age/ect. to Father: "Hey muscles, why don't you come over here and let me weigh your muscles."
- Lady who guesses weight/age/ect.: "Is that you're mom? Is that my mom?"
- CP Worker: "You shouldnt be talking about beer how old are you?"
Tara: "12."
CP Worker: "You're not 12."
Tara: "Well, how old are you?"
CP Worker: "I'll be 20 in 2 weeks."
Tara: "Oh, so i bet you never drink." - Tara: "Seriously, have you seen a straight male CP worker this whole time?
- (After riding Dragser)
Tara: "How much do you think that badboys costs? 20 million?
Erika: "I dunno, why?"
Tara: "Cuz when I win the lottery I'll have it built in my backyard.. maybe a vacant lot. I'll have Dragster and Millenium and Power Tower.. 4 of the teal ones." - Tara: "Yea, and I'll def hire a buncha faggatrons to work there."
Erika: "And Piper cuz she's a faggot too."
Tara: "Cuz she doesn't ride them, she can work on mine, only female I'll allow to work there." - Tara: "My dad always talks about winning the lottery and keeping like 10 million and giving the rest away.. If I win I won't cuz I'll need my money for my coasters.. if they want charity.. I'll let the rih-tards ride free."
- (Getting ready to get hoisted up for rip cord)
(Workers randomly whip our feet out from under us)
Worker #1: "Ohhh, you got me in the stomach."
Tara: "Well, you should have told us what you were doing."
(Getting off of ripcord)
Tara: "Owww, I got pinched."
Erika" Paybacks for elbowing him in the stomach."
-At TGIF-
(Erika flips out about Olivia)
(Tara walks her away and rubs her shoulders)
Random Chiller from TGIF: "Is she ok?"
Tara: "Oh yea, she's just tired."
Tara to Erika: "You know it's bad when random people ask if you're ok."- Tara: "Hey Abercrombie"
- (After recieving beeper to tell us when our table is ready at TGIF)
Tara: "How much range does this badboy have?"
TGIF Lady = baffled
Tara: "I mean.. can we go back to our room?"
TGIF Lady: "Ohhh.." - (After talking to waitor FROM MICHIGAN too)
Waitor: "So, do you even want the Pistons to win?"
Death Stares From Around The Table
Waitor: "Rooting for the home team, huh?"
-Randoms-
Suntan Lotion Smiley Faces
One word.. Fishflies
-Words/Phrases of the weekend-
Dominated
K Bye
Tschus Out/Tschus Out Negs
^major props to Tara for organizing that entire list
kinda got lucky that daddy let me bring someone and that tara could come w/ like 2 days notice... amazing... for any forgotten points, refer to Tara's journal.