Can you imagine Colin in that tight Spiderman costume? No?

[euraylie]

Hello Peoples!!! Hope you are all well.

So lets turn our attention to the latest bullshit rumours:

Colin as Spiderman reboot contender?See, I think this article was written by a Merlin fanboy. I wish Colin all the success in the world, but no way in hell should be ever don that ridiculous outfit

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[shadecat]

Oh, you mean they DIDN'T rip their tops off?

Oh... that was just in my head. *sighs* :((((

Also, Colin Morgan as Spiderman?? um.. no. No ty. Not even a little.
Not even in a parody.

[euraylie]

I my canon sexytimez were had right there and then. Didn't RTD as consultant advise that scene to be de-gayed?
I can't imagine how much gayer the "my lord, you know you want to bend me over that haystack over there" scene could have been.

I think it's time to let he Spiderman franshise die, at least for a while. Poor Colin would be so out of place in a role like that.

[shadecat]

And the "walking on your knees" comment?? PLEASE!! YES!!

And instant eyefucking.. just.. yes. YES!

*changes undies*

And yes, as far as I'm concerned, if Toby and Sam AND Kirsten aren't doing it.. it's done. D.O.N.E.

P.S.... I think I want your icon.

[euraylie]

Arthur was smitten, intrigued and turned on from the first moment, I'm kinda sad they dropped it a tiny bit once Merlin became his manservant.

I need more of those speculative looks from Arthur, ,"how good would be on his knees".

Sam Raimi is rumoured to be doing World of Warcraft now, I think? I kinda hopes the new Spiderman franchise falls flat on its face since it is only motivated by studio greed.

I forget who made it, should say in info, so it's totally gankable.

[shadecat]

I haz totally ganked it. *twirls*

And yes, yes he was. There needs to be more speculative looks.. and MORE EFFING PILLOW FIGHTS!! And more bath scenes. Definitely more bath scenes. And more innocuous shots of the royal peen. *nods*

I'd heard that about Raimi, and I'm thrilled. I'm a little anxious and hopeful about WoW. :D
And agreed. BOO STUDIOS!

[euraylie]

The Royal Peen looked impressive in terms of circumference. But we had such a fleeting look that I will require more bath and skinny-dipping-in-the-river scenes before I make my final judgment.

[shadecat]

*snicker*
This is true.
There also needs to be an oral measurement before I'll be satisfied :D

Just sayin' :D