WRAP YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP
In other news, I fell down an escalator today and ripped my hand on those sharp metal bits. Did you know those are very, very sharp? Well, they are very, very sharp if you didn't know.
The part that actually annoyed me wasn't falling or everyone seeing it, but that I was obviously hurt and no one asked if I was okay or tried to help me up. In fact, people chuckled while others behind me were annoyed that I was in their escalator walkway.
But I guess that's what you get in Surrey. By the way, what's with all the fat, ugly, inbred, pregnant, crippled Surrey losers? Everywhere I went I was surrounded by teenage moms with several children, people with casts or crutches, bad dentistry, and rampid pot-smoke smelt everywhere I went--outside, on the bus, whatever.
Seriously guys, it's called 1. HAVING STANDARDS and 2. CONDOMS PEOPLE, CONDOMS!
The part that actually annoyed me wasn't falling or everyone seeing it, but that I was obviously hurt and no one asked if I was okay or tried to help me up. In fact, people chuckled while others behind me were annoyed that I was in their escalator walkway.
But I guess that's what you get in Surrey. By the way, what's with all the fat, ugly, inbred, pregnant, crippled Surrey losers? Everywhere I went I was surrounded by teenage moms with several children, people with casts or crutches, bad dentistry, and rampid pot-smoke smelt everywhere I went--outside, on the bus, whatever.
Seriously guys, it's called 1. HAVING STANDARDS and 2. CONDOMS PEOPLE, CONDOMS!