Quote time!
Over the course of the semester, I've had many laughs...
Mr. Hallemann, talking about Lincoln's Gettysburg Address: "Well, yeah in this case a score means 20 years, but it doesn't have to be years. You could have a score of beers. I'd like that."
Kid in my Anthro class: "Eggnog is like an orgasm in your mouth." (Now is talking about eggnog, or another white, creamy substance?)
Girl in hallway: "I'm not trying to find a sugar daddy anymore, I gave up on that. I want to be adopted by rich parents." (She's obviously 18+ so that makes no sense...)
Kid in English: "What's the difference between protestants and catholics?" Mr. Hallemann: "Well, protestants can put one of those little rubber things on the end of their..."
Mr. Hallemann: "It's hard to vote straight republican, because there are no straight republicans!"
Mr. H: "If republicans can get away with something, then it's right!"
Mr. H: "I want to be wet with your knowledge!"
Mr. H: "Man, I just got a popcorn kernal out from under my gums, I feel like I'm walking on air!"
Mr. H" I don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with a 2 year old, it just seems weird to me." (Awkward silence) "Well don't you all feel better about coming to this class now that that's been cleared up?"
Kev's brother: "The role of the man is to play WoW. The role of the woman is to blow the man while he is playing WoW."
I wish I had more Hallemann quotes written down. Well, I have him next semester so now I know!
Mr. Hallemann, talking about Lincoln's Gettysburg Address: "Well, yeah in this case a score means 20 years, but it doesn't have to be years. You could have a score of beers. I'd like that."
Kid in my Anthro class: "Eggnog is like an orgasm in your mouth." (Now is talking about eggnog, or another white, creamy substance?)
Girl in hallway: "I'm not trying to find a sugar daddy anymore, I gave up on that. I want to be adopted by rich parents." (She's obviously 18+ so that makes no sense...)
Kid in English: "What's the difference between protestants and catholics?" Mr. Hallemann: "Well, protestants can put one of those little rubber things on the end of their..."
Mr. Hallemann: "It's hard to vote straight republican, because there are no straight republicans!"
Mr. H: "If republicans can get away with something, then it's right!"
Mr. H: "I want to be wet with your knowledge!"
Mr. H: "Man, I just got a popcorn kernal out from under my gums, I feel like I'm walking on air!"
Mr. H" I don't understand why anyone would want to have sex with a 2 year old, it just seems weird to me." (Awkward silence) "Well don't you all feel better about coming to this class now that that's been cleared up?"
Kev's brother: "The role of the man is to play WoW. The role of the woman is to blow the man while he is playing WoW."
I wish I had more Hallemann quotes written down. Well, I have him next semester so now I know!