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I seem to be incapable of writing a college essay and I don't know why.
But I have come up with the following theories.
1) I am lazy
2) I secretly loathe the system
3) I have a parasite in my brain which will turn me into a zombie soon enough
4) Allergic to college
5) My life is boring
6) My life is Super Smash Brothers
7) Smarterchild is stalking me
8) I lost the game
9) Distracted by boobs
10)I secrectly don't want to go to college
11)Too busy
12)I can't actually speak English
13)The essays are boring
14)I'm too good for them
15)I can't write an essay and dance simultaneously
16)Afraid of hurricanes
17)I'm not actually at the computer
18)I don't actually exist
19)My mom put a beer in my lunch
20)I don't fail or succeed I just fall inbetween
21)My eyes are fire
22)You have 48 hours to live
23)I'm wearing pants
24)I crossed the line and haven't come back
25)I like contractions too much
26)I need a slurpee
27)I need gravy
28)I am not starving
29)Millions are homeless
30)The Bush adminstration wants me to fail
31)English is actually my second language
32)Interpol is too close
33)I'm drunk off beers my mom put in my lunch
But I have come up with the following theories.
1) I am lazy
2) I secretly loathe the system
3) I have a parasite in my brain which will turn me into a zombie soon enough
4) Allergic to college
5) My life is boring
6) My life is Super Smash Brothers
7) Smarterchild is stalking me
8) I lost the game
9) Distracted by boobs
10)I secrectly don't want to go to college
11)Too busy
12)I can't actually speak English
13)The essays are boring
14)I'm too good for them
15)I can't write an essay and dance simultaneously
16)Afraid of hurricanes
17)I'm not actually at the computer
18)I don't actually exist
19)My mom put a beer in my lunch
20)I don't fail or succeed I just fall inbetween
21)My eyes are fire
22)You have 48 hours to live
23)I'm wearing pants
24)I crossed the line and haven't come back
25)I like contractions too much
26)I need a slurpee
27)I need gravy
28)I am not starving
29)Millions are homeless
30)The Bush adminstration wants me to fail
31)English is actually my second language
32)Interpol is too close
33)I'm drunk off beers my mom put in my lunch