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yea so this is what goes on at my work via email......
THE STORY THUS FAR:
ruth started out this day discovering the 2nd of the two complimentary Starbucks Espresso Double Shot she recieved last week. an hour into work, she gives into her urges and practically chugs the entire thing. after this, ruth must find a way to manipulate PSU into allowing her to register as early as possible so as to get better classes than the other incoming freshman. to go about doing this, she emails her admissions councelor. after recieving a reply, she forwards this reply to her mom. These are the emails that followed (M=mom, R=ruth)
M-bunch of useless turkeys
R-I totally agree with the turkey reference. May their heads be sliced off and served to millions of starving families for thanksgiving dinner, bringing nutrition and satisfaction to many
M-Yup, but first get what you want out of them before serving them up to the starving masses
R-Alright, done with work, time to go manipulate the worthless livestock at the orientation office...
M-remember the old saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
R-*insert halo here*
M-did you succeed in sweet talking the bureaucrats?
R-Haven’t yet. need to do one thing for Alyson then I’ll attack them for all they’ve got. tee hee. *halo halo halo*
(STORY AT THIS POINT: ruth must contact various websites in a fruitless effort to sell older law text books that absolutely no one wants)
M-I suggested to Alyson trying to sell the books on eBay, so you may learn how to do that. You shuold be glad you have this opportunity to learn how the “real” world works.
R-via internet...?
M-No, the “real world” on non-internet book dealers
R-Ha. Lies. No such world exists away from the internet. The internet is the real work. The one true world. The only world. All hail Al Gore for his magnificent creation
M-How much hyperleaded coffee have you been drinking?
the end.
THE STORY THUS FAR:
ruth started out this day discovering the 2nd of the two complimentary Starbucks Espresso Double Shot she recieved last week. an hour into work, she gives into her urges and practically chugs the entire thing. after this, ruth must find a way to manipulate PSU into allowing her to register as early as possible so as to get better classes than the other incoming freshman. to go about doing this, she emails her admissions councelor. after recieving a reply, she forwards this reply to her mom. These are the emails that followed (M=mom, R=ruth)
M-bunch of useless turkeys
R-I totally agree with the turkey reference. May their heads be sliced off and served to millions of starving families for thanksgiving dinner, bringing nutrition and satisfaction to many
M-Yup, but first get what you want out of them before serving them up to the starving masses
R-Alright, done with work, time to go manipulate the worthless livestock at the orientation office...
M-remember the old saying, you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
R-*insert halo here*
M-did you succeed in sweet talking the bureaucrats?
R-Haven’t yet. need to do one thing for Alyson then I’ll attack them for all they’ve got. tee hee. *halo halo halo*
(STORY AT THIS POINT: ruth must contact various websites in a fruitless effort to sell older law text books that absolutely no one wants)
M-I suggested to Alyson trying to sell the books on eBay, so you may learn how to do that. You shuold be glad you have this opportunity to learn how the “real” world works.
R-via internet...?
M-No, the “real world” on non-internet book dealers
R-Ha. Lies. No such world exists away from the internet. The internet is the real work. The one true world. The only world. All hail Al Gore for his magnificent creation
M-How much hyperleaded coffee have you been drinking?
the end.