The Oscars According to Sam
Being the obnoxious movie buff that I am...ya'll knew this was coming. And I just started this at 10:15...and I write as I'm watching...
The Oscar's According to Sam:
- My biggest pet peeve is always the writing of the damn show. And the delivery. You are celebrating the best writers of the year and yet your scripts for the presenters are so cringe-worthy. Way to go Oscar's. And presenters, most of you are incredibly famous and wealthy actors/actresses....could you please just read the teleprompter properly? Thanks.
- Miley should not be allowed to be present.
- Good hosts, though. Loving the "tribute to horror films"
- Kristen Stewart and Taylor Launter should not be here either! FUCK YOU, KSTEW. YOU'RE AN UGLY CUNT WHO CAN NOT ACT. BITCH.
-Up definitely deserved to win. I would even love to see it win Best Picture. It was the best animated movie since The Lion King.
- I'm glad Up in the Air isn't doing too hot. It was a decent film, but it just wasn't that good.
- I approve of The Hurt Locker winning something. I liked that film.
- Morgan Freeman is narrating the sound editing or whatever. FUCK YES. That made the night. He is also looking fucking fresh tonight. Love him.
- Robert Downey Jr. and Tine Fey were the best presenters so far. They were great together.
- Zac Efron. Oh, fuck. You're looking...grown up. I'd tap that.
- The less Avatar win, the happier I will be.
- Meryl Streep for best actress! ILU, MERYL. Although, Sandra's performance was really amazing so I wouldn't be too disappointed.
- Oh, Ben Stiller cracked me up. "The funny part is...Avatar isn't even nominated in this category." Loved it.
- Cinematagraphy makes a movie. Anyone who saws otherwise is an idiot. AVATAR YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS. GTFO.
- Explanation for my loathing of Avatar: unoriginal, horribly written, overrated, not great acting james cameron is a douche, and just awful story. without the 3D it wouldn't have made it to theaters. Or it would've been a huge flop.
-PATRICK SWAYZE, ILU. THANK YOU, ACADEMY, FOR ACTUALLY PAYING TRIBUTE TO HIM WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD FORGOT. Oh and Natasha Richardson! I still feel for Liam Neeson for losing her :(
- I want to make a movie. I could make an amazing one.
- I VOTE FOR Sherlock Holmes FOR BEST SCORE. Just cos. OR Up BECAUSE THAT SCORE WAS AMAZING. Even though this interpretive dance shit is weird as fuck. Cool, but weird. Hurt Locker better not win this one. AND FML IF Avatar DOES.
- Oh, George, stop playing games with the camera.
- OH YAY! Up won!
- Oh, Gerard. I love you. I love you. I fucking love you. And your Scottish accent.
- Gee, I wonder who will win for effects? I'll let you have this one, Avatar, since it's the only one you deserve.
- Lulz at the snuggies.
- Hey, World, learn about inflation and then try to say Avatar was the highest grossing film of all time. You won't be able to. LOL. Take a look for yourselves.
- Colin Firth deserves this. A Single Man was his best performance yet. George, I love you, but you're just my second choice this time. Actually, Morgan Freeman is going to tie with you for that. Just because it's Morgan Fucking Freeman. And he is one of my favorite men on this Earth. As long as one of those 3 win, I'll be happy.
- Damn. Am disappointed. Jeff Bridges wasn't was good as the others :/, IMO. I mean, he was great, but I thought Firth definitely deserved it more.
- Meryl, Meryl, Meryl. Meryl is THE best actress. Fuck, she's amazing. I do love Sandra, too. And I wouldn't be at all disappointed if Gabby won. One of those three, please.
- Oh, Sandra, you deserved this one. You did. You were astounding in The Blind Side even if the movie wasn't exactly the best. But Meryl, you were an even better Julia Child than Julia Child. For realz.
-AVATAR WAS NOT THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MOVIE EVER MADE. SHUT UP, BARBARA. GTFO.
- Fuck yes. No James Cameron. I am happy. First woman director to win...that's cool, I guess.
- THANK YOU FOR NOT GIVING BEST PICTURE TO Avatar. I don't think Hurt Locker was the best, but it was good enough to not make me that angry.
- Take that, James Cameron and your Pocahontas rip-off. Granted, you have millions from it, but the Academy doesn't give a fuck. And neither do I. Bye-bye, now.
Oh yeah, and I saw Alice in Wonderland today. I don't recommend it. It was disappointing :( But Alan Rickman voiced the caterpillar. That was a nice surprise.
The Oscar's According to Sam:
- My biggest pet peeve is always the writing of the damn show. And the delivery. You are celebrating the best writers of the year and yet your scripts for the presenters are so cringe-worthy. Way to go Oscar's. And presenters, most of you are incredibly famous and wealthy actors/actresses....could you please just read the teleprompter properly? Thanks.
- Miley should not be allowed to be present.
- Good hosts, though. Loving the "tribute to horror films"
- Kristen Stewart and Taylor Launter should not be here either! FUCK YOU, KSTEW. YOU'RE AN UGLY CUNT WHO CAN NOT ACT. BITCH.
-Up definitely deserved to win. I would even love to see it win Best Picture. It was the best animated movie since The Lion King.
- I'm glad Up in the Air isn't doing too hot. It was a decent film, but it just wasn't that good.
- I approve of The Hurt Locker winning something. I liked that film.
- Morgan Freeman is narrating the sound editing or whatever. FUCK YES. That made the night. He is also looking fucking fresh tonight. Love him.
- Robert Downey Jr. and Tine Fey were the best presenters so far. They were great together.
- Zac Efron. Oh, fuck. You're looking...grown up. I'd tap that.
- The less Avatar win, the happier I will be.
- Meryl Streep for best actress! ILU, MERYL. Although, Sandra's performance was really amazing so I wouldn't be too disappointed.
- Oh, Ben Stiller cracked me up. "The funny part is...Avatar isn't even nominated in this category." Loved it.
- Cinematagraphy makes a movie. Anyone who saws otherwise is an idiot. AVATAR YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS. GTFO.
- Explanation for my loathing of Avatar: unoriginal, horribly written, overrated, not great acting james cameron is a douche, and just awful story. without the 3D it wouldn't have made it to theaters. Or it would've been a huge flop.
-PATRICK SWAYZE, ILU. THANK YOU, ACADEMY, FOR ACTUALLY PAYING TRIBUTE TO HIM WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD FORGOT. Oh and Natasha Richardson! I still feel for Liam Neeson for losing her :(
- I want to make a movie. I could make an amazing one.
- I VOTE FOR Sherlock Holmes FOR BEST SCORE. Just cos. OR Up BECAUSE THAT SCORE WAS AMAZING. Even though this interpretive dance shit is weird as fuck. Cool, but weird. Hurt Locker better not win this one. AND FML IF Avatar DOES.
- Oh, George, stop playing games with the camera.
- OH YAY! Up won!
- Oh, Gerard. I love you. I love you. I fucking love you. And your Scottish accent.
- Gee, I wonder who will win for effects? I'll let you have this one, Avatar, since it's the only one you deserve.
- Lulz at the snuggies.
- Hey, World, learn about inflation and then try to say Avatar was the highest grossing film of all time. You won't be able to. LOL. Take a look for yourselves.
- Colin Firth deserves this. A Single Man was his best performance yet. George, I love you, but you're just my second choice this time. Actually, Morgan Freeman is going to tie with you for that. Just because it's Morgan Fucking Freeman. And he is one of my favorite men on this Earth. As long as one of those 3 win, I'll be happy.
- Damn. Am disappointed. Jeff Bridges wasn't was good as the others :/, IMO. I mean, he was great, but I thought Firth definitely deserved it more.
- Meryl, Meryl, Meryl. Meryl is THE best actress. Fuck, she's amazing. I do love Sandra, too. And I wouldn't be at all disappointed if Gabby won. One of those three, please.
- Oh, Sandra, you deserved this one. You did. You were astounding in The Blind Side even if the movie wasn't exactly the best. But Meryl, you were an even better Julia Child than Julia Child. For realz.
-AVATAR WAS NOT THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MOVIE EVER MADE. SHUT UP, BARBARA. GTFO.
- Fuck yes. No James Cameron. I am happy. First woman director to win...that's cool, I guess.
- THANK YOU FOR NOT GIVING BEST PICTURE TO Avatar. I don't think Hurt Locker was the best, but it was good enough to not make me that angry.
- Take that, James Cameron and your Pocahontas rip-off. Granted, you have millions from it, but the Academy doesn't give a fuck. And neither do I. Bye-bye, now.
Oh yeah, and I saw Alice in Wonderland today. I don't recommend it. It was disappointing :( But Alan Rickman voiced the caterpillar. That was a nice surprise.