I got varmits!

May 29, 2003 01:09

Was sitting on the couch yesterday and noticed a disturbance near the picture window. I get up to check it out and what do you know, there's a fucking squirrel sitting on the ledge taunting my cats! Little fucktard! My cats are pushing each other around, chirping, all trying to get to the squirrel and he's on the other side of the glass laughing at them! I had to go outside and chase the little rodent away.

Later on, I'm out in the shed working and I notice that some of the peat moss had spilled out of the bucket that I keep it in. I move the bucket and start scooping it up and suddenly a mouse comes flying out of the bucket and takes off under the work bench! I thought I'd gotten rid of these little fuckers! They're living in my peat moss! So now the bucket of peat is sitting outside getting soggy in tonights rain and fucking Mickey is still in the shed!

Did I mention having to chase a possum out of my driveway?
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