Wrong Question, Wrong Person (Oneshot)

Feb 20, 2011 16:58

Title: Wrong Question, Wrong Person.

Rating: PG-13

Genre: Humor/Crack

Pairing: KyuHyuk

Summary: Eunhyuk is curious about something and decided to ask Kyuhyun.

Author: Eunhyuk_Jewel



“Kyu..........”

“....What hyung?” (busy playing StarCraft)

“Can i ask u something?”

“Sure hyung.” (still playing StarCraft “Die!!! Die!!!”)

“What does it mean by... bottom?” (expression: curious)

“.......HUH???” (drop his Psp. Expression: shock)

“Well, u know. Heechul hyung said something about being bottom to me.
I don’t know what is it so I wonder if u know what it means?”

“Oh, Heechul hyung is an expert in that.” (smirk)

“What is it, kyu? Tell me, please!!” (make puppy eyes)

“Are u sure u wanna know about it hyung?” (still smirking)

“YES!”

“Really, really sure?” (smirking evilly)

“YES,YES,YES!!!”

“Well i hope u won’t regret asking that question to me hyung.” (smiling sweetly)

“What do u mean kyu? (expression: confused)

“Oh, u’ll know soon. Very soon.” (carry Eunhyuk bridal style and take him to his room.)

(A/N : I guess u know what they’re doing right? XP)

‘Eunhyuk hyung, u are so gonna regret asking that question to me.’

The next day......

“Heechul hyung, thanks a lot ne.” (smirking)

“Hmm?? ........ Oh,no problem!!” (smirking too evilly)

(A/N : As i was saying, Heechul is an expert in this kind of matter)

Those two evil not-related-by-blood brothers are feeling evilly happy
whereas Eunhyuk is feeling not too happy with his condition.

“Darn that evil magnae! Ouchh, my ass hurts like hell!!!”

‘Since that day, Eunhyuk never dares asking ANY question to Kyuhyun
bcoz he’s afraid if the question will make him suffers like before.’

wrong question wrong person, kyuhyuk, genre-humor/crack, rating-pg 13

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