Memememememe

[eumonigy]

Taken unwillingly from poppyfields13's journal.

01) Bold what is true about you.
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicise what you wish was true about you.
04) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
05) Tag five LJ friends.
06) Ask me anything about the bold/italicized/underlined.

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[poppyfields13]

[eumonigy]

(This is going to sound horrific, but it's really not as bad as it sounds...) "Technically".... My babysitter was the one watching it. xDDDDD

[poppyfields13]

[ifanciful]

But you were watching over the babysitter's shoulder. Pervert. I'm on to you. I'm sure there was babysitter/babysittee sex too. Sickos.

I don't know why I just wrote all that.

[ifanciful]

• I miss somebody right now.

Is it Josh?

I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.

Only half ashamed...? Does it involve goats?

I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.

How is this half true? Were they falling off?

I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.

Aww.

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

So what do you half think you want to do. xDD

Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (!!!!!!!!!)I plan on achieving a major goal/dream

Is it halfway a major goal or is it that you half way plan on it?

I'm a judgmental asshole.

Orly?

• I have hit someone with a dead fish.

I think I would cry if I did that. I can't even look at dead fishies at the supermarket. Or live ones at the pet stores. I hate pet stores. ;_______;

I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.It probably sounds stupid (and offensive), but I always assumed you were "straight." Or...I did until a couple of weeks ago. I just... It's just...

[eumonigy]

Is it Josh?

Why would I miss Josh? He's in my closet right now.

Only half ashamed...? Does it involve goats?

xDD Sigh I dunno. I mean, because I'm "kinda" ashamed to reveal it, or... you're going to make this difficult for me, aren't you?

How is this half true? Were they falling off?

It's half true because I think I might have, but I'm not sure.

Aww.

xDD I lie to my friends all the time to avoid going out with them.

So what do you half think you want to do. xDD

Be a housewife. xDD Unfortunately, it's only half true because you need to be a wife for that sort of thing to work... and that's not going to happen anytime soon if I keep my current social schedule. xB

Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (!!!!!!!!!)

You might not have meant to copy this, but yes. Candy is awesome.

Is it halfway a major goal or is it that you half way plan on it?

I halfway plan on it. :B

Orly?

;__; yes.

I think I would cry if I did that. I can't even look at dead fishies at the supermarket. Or live ones at the pet

[ifanciful]

-Is it the mayor's son?

-So why are you kind of ashamed to reveal it? Whatwhat? What level of shame would be full-blown ashamed? xDDD

-I don't know if I'm supposed to take the housewife comment seriously. xD I mean...I'm confused.

-Why halfway planning? Is it the housewife goal again? xD

-Aw, poor fishie. I went fishing with my dad a couple of times when I was younger, and I always secretly hoped I wouldn' catch anything. Sigh. I know.

-Well, the offensive thing. xDD I forgot my reasoning, only the thing about assuming things and lala. But!

Okay, I see now. And actually I read it wrong the first time, because I thought you said you were more attracted to guys, and I was going to say, Oh! This is like me, but I have a definite, like...90% lean toward girls. Maybe 80...I dunno. xDD I think the 'pursuing relationships' thing threw me off

[ifanciful]

Give me the thing I understand. Shake those hands.

Pull my chin, stroke my hair, scratch my nose, hug my knees. Try drink, food, cigarette - the tension will not ease.

I tap my fingers, fold my arms, breathe in deep, cross my legs, shrug my shoulders, stretch my back, but nothing seems to please.

I need contact.

[ifanciful]

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Okay, the Family channel isn't working at all. Woe. I think I need to pass out again, though.